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Official NSD Thread 2015

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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #180 on: February 04, 2015, 03:14:03 PM »
I thought his specialty was face time.

When there is no face, there is twat.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #181 on: February 04, 2015, 03:16:51 PM »
Word is that Cowarts mom is sending in the fax to AU right now.

Tell her to hurry up. There are a lot of fans on the sides of bridges right now....
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #182 on: February 04, 2015, 03:18:38 PM »
When there is no face, there is twat.
Twat you say?
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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #183 on: February 04, 2015, 03:20:01 PM »
Twat?  I mommy part hair you.
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« Reply #184 on: February 04, 2015, 03:25:51 PM »
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« Reply #185 on: February 04, 2015, 03:26:19 PM »
Chad quit being a pussy.  You know you want to post something.  We all want you back.  Well except Wiregrass. 
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« Reply #186 on: February 04, 2015, 03:32:28 PM »
Chad quit being a pussy.  You know you want to post something.  We all want you back.  Well except Wiregrass.

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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #187 on: February 04, 2015, 03:36:12 PM »
Snoop Dogg's son signed with UCLA over USC. There's a recruiting coup for you.
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« Reply #188 on: February 04, 2015, 03:40:42 PM »
Snoop Dogg's son signed with UCLA over USC. There's a recruiting coup for you.

Long Beach is gonna be pissed.
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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #189 on: February 04, 2015, 03:41:03 PM »
Guess who Rivals has with the #1 class right now?
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« Reply #190 on: February 04, 2015, 03:42:28 PM »
Guess who Rivals has with the #1 class right now?

a condom?

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« Reply #191 on: February 04, 2015, 03:43:43 PM »
Guess who Rivals has with the #1 class right now?

UCLA?
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« Reply #192 on: February 04, 2015, 03:48:17 PM »
a condom?

A condom?  What in the Sam Hill does a co......ooooohhhh.....I see what you did there.
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« Reply #193 on: February 04, 2015, 03:56:37 PM »
I thought mama say she's heading to the fax machine. Guess she got lost. 
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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #194 on: February 04, 2015, 03:59:20 PM »
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/letter-of-intent-bungle-leaves-byron-cowart-s-commitment-up-in-air-193233143-ncaaf.html

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Letter of Intent bungle leaves Byron Cowart's commitment up in air

SEFFNER, Fla. – Four hours after a seemingly standard – albeit highly anticipated – National Signing Day announcement, Armwood High School football coach Sean Callahan had shucked his shirt and tie. He was wearing a sweatshirt and shorts while overseeing students cleaning up the lunchroom.

It was symbolic of the mess Callahan and his star player, Byron Cowart, were trying to clean up Wednesday afternoon.

Cowart’s nationally televised commitment to Auburn at 9 a.m. was not followed by a faxed Letter of Intent. There are two distinctly divergent stories on why a Letter of Intent was not faxed as expected.

One is Callahan’s version: Cowart, the nation’s No. 1 recruit, according to Rivals.com, was torn between Auburn and Florida – so he brought in signed Letters of Intent to both schools at 8 a.m. He requested that neither be sent and said he only wanted to verbally commit to the Tigers. He would make a final decision later. Callahan said he confirmed that was Cowart’s intent with the player’s mother, Lacoria Wilson, and his mentor, Woodrow Grady. He said all three were onboard with that.

“He had the Florida one filled out and the Auburn one filled out,” Callahan said. “He was confused and told me to take them and said, ‘I don’t want either of them faxed out. I just want to commit to Auburn.’”

Cowart’s version, as it has been told to multiple recruiting analysts, including Rivals’ Mike Farrell: he left only one signed letter, with Auburn, for Callahan to fax. Wilson told Yahoo Sports at the signing announcement that the letter had been faxed – or at least she believed it had been. She signed him out of school around 10:30 a.m. ET and the family left, with no public indication that a controversy was about to explode.


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“There is no big scandal,” Callahan said. “I’m tired of being in the middle of this thing. … Really, I don’t care [where Cowart goes]. I’ve had a good relationship with coach [Will] Muschamp. [Muschamp now is at Auburn as defensive coordinator.] My son will still have his job no matter what happens with Byron.”

Farrell reported around 2 p.m. that Cowart was back at Armwood. But as of 1:30 there was no sign of him as Callahan said he anticipated turning over the signed letters to Grady for him to deal with. (A voicemail message left by Yahoo Sports with Grady was not immediately returned.) Then Callahan went back to overseeing cleanup duty in the cafeteria after trying to defuse the most puzzling situation on an annually drama-filled day.

Peaches, anyone?
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« Reply #195 on: February 04, 2015, 04:03:11 PM »
My source says all drama over at 4:00.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #196 on: February 04, 2015, 04:06:14 PM »
Chad quit being a pussy.  You know you want to post something.  We all want you back.  Well except Wiregrass.
I don't mind allowing him to return as long as he addresses some of his issues (i.e. racism/gayness) and is willing to post on a conditional basis. He needs to serve a probationary period, first of all. And he needs to address me as sir.

If he comes to me in a sincere and regretful manner, I will consider allowing him to post. But it is on my terms or he stays banned. And I mean it this time.
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« Reply #197 on: February 04, 2015, 04:06:40 PM »
My source says all drama over at 4:00.


Heard the same thing out here, to be faxed at 4:00pm eastern.  We will see.  :facepalm:
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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #198 on: February 04, 2015, 04:07:56 PM »
If you just give me one more month, I can figure this fax machine out...

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« Reply #199 on: February 04, 2015, 04:14:18 PM »
My source sucks!

Well maybe not. Welcome Byron Cowart!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.