I'm So HappyyyyyAAAAAAAAA.......

[Snaggletiger]

from teh foxmewsdot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.


A vacationing woman accepted her boyfriend’s romantic marriage proposal in a picture-perfect cliffside setting in Ibiza — only to fall off the edge to her death as she jumped up and down for joy.

Dimitrina Dimitrova, 29, of Bulgaria was visiting her waiter boyfriend in the resort of Cala Tarida on the idyllic Mediterranean island when he popped the question on Tuesday.

The delighted Dimitrova lost her balance and plummeted 65 feet — suffering a heart attack due to her injuries.

Her devastated fiancé, also Bulgarian, had chosen the beautiful spot — famous for its stunning sunset views.

Dimitrova had arrived in Ibiza two days earlier to visit him and look for work.

[dallaswareagle]

I love UUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[chinook]

he really didn't want her anyway...probably rolls 5 deep. 

[Godfather]

Best thing that could have happened to him, he will thank the cliff later.

[Buzz Killington]

Best thing that could have happened to him, he will thank the cliff later.

Now that's just mean sp...oh wait, you're right.

[smooth_operator]

Not to seem overly suspicious, but I wonder who the witnesses to this tragedy are?

"So, I proposed and she said yes and then she fell off the cliff. I swear."

[Godfather]

Not to seem overly suspicious, but I wonder who the witnesses to this tragedy are?

"So, I proposed and she said yes and then she fell off the cliff. I swear."

Great idea!  Guess who's going on a weekend getaway to the Catskills.

To suggest something of the sort....pfft!

[Jumbo]

Best thing that could have happened to him, he will thank the cliff later.

This^^^^^^