Just left lowes. Old scraggly guy in there. Orange hoodie. Auburn pajama pants. Slippers.
Those pants have no button in the front. Just a slot. I know. I have a pair like them.
I assume the dude was wearing boxers. Or commando. Becsuse his fucking turtle had poked its head out.
He was standing in the aisle, talking on the phone, scratching his ass. In his pajamas. And his grisly, wrinkled, one eyed turtle was out looking at the world.
People saw. And had no idea what to do.
War eagle.
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