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Pro Bowl. Who watched? Who cares?

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Pro Bowl. Who watched? Who cares?
« on: January 26, 2015, 10:38:10 AM »
I caught a bit of it. I was shocked at the goal posts.

Cody Parkey actually converted his two PATs. From 35 yds and goal posts 14' 6" wide!

The rest of what I saw was fluff. Although it did look like Matt Ryan would benefit from a better line! Duh!

And to devalue the game even more, how in the hell did the EWOK make it?

Any other observations.


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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2015, 11:28:41 AM »
I caught a bit of it. I was shocked at the goal posts.

Cody Parkey actually converted his two PATs. From 35 yds and goal posts 14' 6" wide!

The rest of what I saw was fluff. Although it did look like Matt Ryan would benefit from a better line! Duh!

And to devalue the game even more, how in the hell did the EWOK make it?

Any other observations.

and Vinatieri missed 2 PATS and one FG.
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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2015, 11:33:12 AM »
and Vinatieri missed 2 PATS and one FG.

True. But the ones he missed would most likely have been good on an 18'6" wide goal.

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5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2015, 11:45:32 AM »
What game?
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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2015, 12:45:43 PM »
I almost turned it off when that dingy ho fucked up our National Anthem.  Why does the NFL go out of their way to find these idiots.  I don't give two shits and a fart as to what their fucking artistic interpretations are.  Sing it the way its supposed to be sung, knock off the yodeling and all that crap.  I'd rather hear a local junior high school band play it.  Assholes.
After that I think I lasted about one possession, barfed twice at the shitty uniforms and turned it off. What a waste of time, I have better things to do than to waste what time I have left.
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2015, 12:53:19 PM »
I almost turned it off when that dingy ho fucked up our National Anthem.  Why does the NFL go out of their way to find these idiots.  I don't give two shits and a fart as to what their fucking artistic interpretations are.  Sing it the way its supposed to be sung, knock off the yodeling and all that crap.  I'd rather hear a local junior high school band play it.  Assholes.
After that I think I lasted about one possession, barfed twice at the shitty uniforms and turned it off. What a waste of time, I have better things to do than to waste what time I have left.

Did you have to use force to get those kids off your lawn?

Or did yelling do it? LOL (Cause we now know you don't yodel)
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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2015, 12:55:26 PM »
Did you have to use force to get those kids off your lawn?

Or did yelling do it? LOL (Cause we now know you don't yodel)
Yep, I put the dogs on 'em.  Little Bastards
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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2015, 02:55:06 PM »
I quit watching on the first drive when I saw 3 guys "tackle" a RB or WR and not even attempt to take him to the ground. 
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2015, 03:21:43 PM »
I quit watching on the first drive when I saw 3 guys "tackle" a RB or WR and not even attempt to take him to the ground.

I don't know why they even have a game, players want the free trip but don't want to play for fear of being hurt. Ought to just make it a superstar type event where players team up and have about 10 events for charity.
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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2015, 03:31:47 PM »
I don't know why they even have a game, players want the free trip but don't want to play for fear of being hurt. Ought to just make it a superstar type event where players team up and have about 10 events for charity.

Yep. I'd much rather mic them up and let em' play flag football.
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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2015, 04:12:34 PM »
Yep. I'd much rather mic them up and let em' play flag football.


So it will have to be on HBO?
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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2015, 04:25:24 PM »
Yep. I'd much rather mic them up and let em' play flag football.

Or even just a skills competition. 

I saw the videos from halftime and thought it was either poorly, poorly scripted or just plain sad to see Harbaugh and Garrett attempting to give pep talks before retaking the field. 

Have the draft with Irvin and Sanders or whoever as coaches.  Acknowledge that the NFL is built on gambling and let them make a bet for charity.  Offensive linemen have an eating contest.  Quarterbacks have a passing contest.  Defensive linemen do a shuttle drill.  Linebackers tackle an electric dummy that reads the PSI of each hit.  Wide receivers have a catching contest, judged much like the NBA's dunk contest.  Running backs run the 40.  DBs run the 100.  Kickers try trick shots.  Cheerleaders have a naked contest.

Everyone wins.  No one gets hurt.
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« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2015, 04:52:11 PM »
Ya'll are crazy. 


Mark "Fatass Bust Ewok" Ingram made a statement in that game, you silly fuckers.  The Saints gonna has to give him what he axe for in hims new contrack.   
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« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2015, 05:02:34 PM »
Or even just a skills competition. 

I saw the videos from halftime and thought it was either poorly, poorly scripted or just plain sad to see Harbaugh and Garrett attempting to give pep talks before retaking the field. 

Have the draft with Irvin and Sanders or whoever as coaches.  Acknowledge that the NFL is built on gambling and let them make a bet for charity.  Offensive linemen have an eating contest.  Quarterbacks have a passing contest.  Defensive linemen do a shuttle drill.  Linebackers tackle an electric dummy that reads the PSI of each hit.  Wide receivers have a catching contest, judged much like the NBA's dunk contest.  Running backs run the 40.  DBs run the 100.  Kickers try trick shots.  Cheerleaders have a naked contest.

Everyone wins.  No one gets hurt.
I could get behind this.
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« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2015, 05:04:39 PM »
I could get behind this.


I was thinking about trying to stay on top of it.
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« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2015, 06:13:45 PM »
Or even just a skills competition. 



that happens in the days prior, i believe.
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