I'll Kill a Bitch

[Kaos]

Alabama player punches Auburn player during women's basketball game.  Auburn player gets after her ass. 

Thank God al.com was there to sort it out for us.  This is how it was reported.


Photo caption on the front page:  Auburn guard Hasina Muhammad (0) goes after Alabama guard Breanna Hayden (5) after Hayden hit her as the refs ands Auburn guard Kiani Parker (22) attempt to hold her back during Alabama's women's basketball game with rival Auburn, Thursday, Jan. 22, 2015, at Foster Auditorium in Tuscaloosa, Ala. Vasha Hunt/vhunt@al.com

And from the article:

Video of the incident shows Hayden getting tangled with Muhammad on a made free throw. Hayden threw a punch, connecting with Muhammad's jaw before the Tiger ran after Hayden. An official attempted to separate the two, but she fell to the Foster Auditorium floor.

Muhammad connected with a punch after reaching Hayden at the Alabama bench. Knight lunged at Muhammad after she connected on the punch.

Let me see if I got it right. 

The Auburn player "went after."  The Auburn player "connected with a punch."  The Auburn player "reached."  The Auburn player "goes after."   The Auburn player "ran after." The Auburn player "connected (again)"

The Alabama player "hit."  The Alabama player "threw a punch."  The Alabama player "lunged." 

There are 16 photos of Auburn players brawling at the Alabama bench or talking after the fight.  Two of them are of the Auburn player leaving the floor after being ejected.  . 

There are ZERO pictures of the Alabama player throwing the first punch.  There are four total pictures of the Alabama bench post-fight.  One picture of the two Alabama players being ejected.

Nah.  There's no bias, spin or slant at all.  Fuck al.com.


Those damn thug Auburn women. 

[Saniflush]

I'm gonna boil this down to what my 1st sgt used to ask if we got picked up for fighting...."Did you win? You did?  Good.  Get out of here."

[Townhallsavoy]

The pictures and captions were much worse than the article. 

Here was WVUA's thoughts:

WVUA-TV @wvuatv
BREAKING: Auburn basketball player Hasina Muhammad attacks Alabama's Breanna Hayden during the game. Video of the incident to come shortly.

The Alabama girls?

Primping their hair and stuff:

Alabama regains composure after a fight during Alabama's women's basketball game with rival Auburn, Thursday, Jan. 22, 2015, at Foster Auditorium in Tuscaloosa, Ala. Vasha Hunt/vhunt@al.com

The Auburn girls?

Auburn players drag Auburn guard Hasina Muhammad (0) away from a fight during Alabama's women's basketball game with rival Auburn, Thursday, Jan. 22, 2015, at Foster Auditorium in Tuscaloosa, Ala. Vasha Hunt/vhunt@al.com

The Alabama team? Such team composure. 

Alabama regroups after a fight that spilled into their bench during Alabama's women's basketball game with rival Auburn, Thursday, Jan. 22, 2015, at Foster Auditorium in Tuscaloosa, Ala. Vasha Hunt/vhunt@al.com

Auburn's thoughts on their fighter?

Auburn embraces Auburn guard Hasina Muhammad (0) after she was ejected for fighting with Alabama guard Breanna Hayden (5) during Alabama's women's basketball game with rival Auburn, Thursday, Jan. 22, 2015, at Foster Auditorium in Tuscaloosa, Ala. Vasha Hunt/vhunt@al.com

[Godfather]

Yet two Alabama players ejected and only one Auburn player

[WiregrassTiger]

I would have kicked somebody in the pussy.

[Snaggletiger]

Auburn ISIS point guard, Hasina Muhammed, was ejected after declaring holy jihad on Alabama player. 


Obama urges tolerance and understanding.

[dallaswareagle]

I would have kicked somebody in the pussy.

I would not cup check any of the turd players.

[Tiger Wench]

00 knocked a bitch flat on her ass too - sometimes its worth the ejection.

Good girl.

[WiregrassTiger]

00 knocked a bitch flat on her ass too - sometimes its worth the ejection.

Good girl.

Slow mo left hook--WHAM! Ro Ti, bitch.

[CCTAU]

Who won the game?

[Godfather]

Who won the game?

Turds by 1

[dallaswareagle]

Who won the game?

Turds by 1

Something tells me they will say its way more. 

[RottenBottom]

Something tells me they will say its way more. 

We'll it would've been more had those goons from Auburn not gone after their players.

[The Six]

Well, this officially sucks.

Auburn's Hasina Muhammad dismissed from basketball team following fight suspension

http://www.al.com/auburnbasketball/index.ssf/2015/02/auburns_hasina_muhammad_dismis.html

Auburn has dismissed one of its top players for violating team rules.

Forward Hasina Muhammad, who was involved in an ugly on-the-court against an Alabama player on Jan. 22, was booted Sunday, coach Terri Williams-Flournoy announced.

"Our student-athletes have to be held accountable for the choices they make," Williams-Flournoy said in a statement released by Auburn. "It is a privilege to represent Auburn University as a student-athlete, and we expect everyone that is part of our program to conduct themselves accordingly."

Auburn did not specify which rules Muhammad violated. She had just fulfilled a two-game suspension handed down by Auburn and the NCAA for fighting Alabama's Breanna Hayden on Jan. 22.

Hayden and Muhammad were ejected -- and so was Alabama's Meoshonti Knight -- after the three tangled on the court late in the first half of Alabama's 51-50 victory at Foster Auditorium in Tuscaloosa.

Muhammad exits Auburn as the Tigers' leading scorer in SEC games (13.7 points per game).

Auburn (9-12, 0-8 SEC) has lost nine straight games, including an 0-8 start to the SEC season.

[Tiger Wench]

Betcha the turd bitches got ice cream.

[The Six]

Betcha the turd bitches got ice cream.

And a raise.