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How to respond to cheating girlfriend

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How to respond to cheating girlfriend
« on: January 22, 2015, 04:21:42 PM »
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Re: How to respond to cheating girlfriend
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2015, 04:26:46 PM »
Love, Sani
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Re: How to respond to cheating girlfriend
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2015, 05:09:56 PM »
I want to click on the link, but I don't think work will like it.
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Re: How to respond to cheating girlfriend
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2015, 05:19:24 PM »
If the answer isn't fuck her best friend, then it's wrong anyway.
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Re: How to respond to cheating girlfriend
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2015, 07:11:44 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 22, 2015, 05:19:24 PM
If the answer isn't fuck her best friend, then it's wrong anyway.

This man has the right answer....then shit on her car.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: How to respond to cheating girlfriend
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2015, 09:26:37 AM »
He responded with goofy ass text messages. 

Not an appropriate response.

Shitting on the windshield is a good one. Also see 'shitting on toothbrush' and 'shitting in her shoes' and 'shitting in purse' So is selling her on Craigslist.  Donating all her clothes to goodwill is another quality gesture.

If she doesn't live with you, so is scheduling a yard sale at her house every Saturday morning at 6 a.m. by posting ads on various sites and offering free coffee.  Also see 'salting her lawn' and 'using the pressure washer to carve the word 'whore' into the side of her house.' 
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Re: How to respond to cheating girlfriend
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2015, 10:27:06 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on January 23, 2015, 09:26:37 AM
He responded with goofy ass text messages. 

Not an appropriate response.

Shitting on the windshield is a good one. Also see 'shitting on toothbrush' and 'shitting in her shoes' and 'shitting in purse' So is selling her on Craigslist.  Donating all her clothes to goodwill is another quality gesture.

If she doesn't live with you, so is scheduling a yard sale at her house every Saturday morning at 6 a.m. by posting ads on various sites and offering free coffee.  Also see 'salting her lawn' and 'using the pressure washer to carve the word 'whore' into the side of her house.'

Good answer. Good answer.  I'm gonna be watching you.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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