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« on: January 22, 2015, 03:15:39 PM »
care for the guys that turn left all day, but this a pretty big deal for the sport.  Spare me the debate about it being a sport and call it whatever you want.  Doesn't matter.  I'm not an huge NASCAR fan but I do keep up with it.  Been to Talladega a few times and Bristol once.  Got into NASCAR and jumped on the Gordon bandwagon when he was starting out and winning big.  Only reason was my best friend was a big race fan, Earnhart fan and in particular, a Gordon hater, mainly because Gordon was whipping the 3 car's a$$.  So naturally, I became a Gordon fan just to give my buddy a bunch of crap. 

Gordon was also instrumental in moving the perception of the sport, or maybe the perception of the drivers in general, from the beer drinkin', pot bellied, good ole boys, to being guys (and gal) more mainstream America could identify with.  More importantly, the drivers became entities that corporate America wanted on the face of their product.  No more Richard Petty and STP and Marlboro.  It's Jimmy Johnson and Lowe's, Kevin Harvick and Outback Steakhouse, Mobil1, Danica Patrick and Go Daddy.com. And with that came mucho $$$$.  Anyway, you may not give two rips about NASCAR but for the sport itself, this guy stepping down is essentially what Payton Manning walking away will be to the NFL.  foxnewsdot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth..


Jeff Gordon is hitting the brakes.

The four-time NASCAR champ announced today that 2015 will be his last season as a full-time driver.

In fact, it could be the last year he drives at all, but he’s not ready to say he’ll never race again,

"[There’s] always the possibility I'll compete in selected events, although I currently have no plans to do that," he said.

The 43-year-old won four races in 2014 and finished the season in sixth place.

"As a race car driver, much of what I've done throughout my life has been based on following my instincts and trying to make good decisions," Gordon said. "I thought long and hard about my future this past year and during the offseason, and I've decided 2015 will be the last time I compete for a championship."

Gordon won all the big races, collected four championships in seven years and had 58 victories before his 30th birthday. He brought the southern sport to Madison Avenue and became such a household name that he even hosted "Saturday Night Live." And he was the "Rainbow Warrior" who racked up wins at a record pace.

Gordon has 92 career Sprint Cup wins and championships in 1995, 1997, 1998 and 2001. Gordon is third in career victories, trailing Hall of Fame drivers Richard Petty (200) and David Pearson (105). He has three Daytona 500 victories and a record five Brickyard 400 wins.

Gordon made his debut in the final race of the 1992 season, a race made more symbolic because it was the final one for Petty.

Gordon suffered serious issues years ago in his back, specifically his lower spine, and needed anti-inflammatory medication and workouts with a trainer to return to full strength. He drove in pain during a winless 2008 season and briefly contemplated retirement.

Leading up to last year's Daytona 500, Gordon said he would retire if he won a fifth championship. Now, he's made it official.

"I'll explore opportunities for the next phase of my career, but my primary focus now and throughout 2015 will be my performance in the No. 24 Chevrolet," he said. "I'm going to pour everything I have into this season and look forward to the challenge of competing for one last championship."

Gordon earned the nickname "Four-Time" because of the Cup titles early in his career, though wins have been harder to get for Gordon as his career stretched into its second decade. He posted winless seasons in 2008 and 2010 and, even in the years he qualified for the Chase in Sprint Cup championship, was never a true threat to bring home the title. Last season he missed the championship round by one point.

"There's simply no way to quantify Jeff's impact," team owner Rick Hendrick said. "He's one of the biggest sports stars of a generation, and his contributions to the success and growth of NASCAR are unsurpassed. There's been no better ambassador for stock car racing and no greater representation of what a champion should be. I will never be able to properly express the respect and admiration I have for Jeff and how meaningful our relationship is to me."

Hendrick, who also fields cars for Dale Earnhardt Jr., Jimmie Johnson and Kasey Kahne, did not name a replacement. Hendrick developmental driver and reigning Xfinity Series champion Chase Elliot could be in the mix to take over in the No. 24 Chevrolet.

"Hard to imagine this is (Gordon's) last full season," Earnhardt tweeted. "Tons of respect for him and what he's accomplished thus far. A total professional."

Gordon, married with two children, has thrust himself into charity work and said he will remain committed to his foundation.

''Outside the race car, my passion is pediatric cancer research, and my efforts will remain focused there when I'm no longer driving," he said.
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Re: I Know Most Of You Don't
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2015, 04:08:20 PM »
You're right. Don't care.
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2015, 04:13:05 PM »
You're right. Don't care.

I will track you down like a dog......and cut you.
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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2015, 04:14:58 PM »
Who is John Gordon?
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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2015, 05:00:34 PM »
In a sport where guys don't quit driving till the wheels fall off the wheelchair, he is retiring very young.

Maybe he will keep doing those Pepsi commercials though. I like to see folks squirm....
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2015, 05:16:37 PM »
In a sport where guys don't quit driving till the wheels fall off the wheelchair, he is retiring very young.

Maybe he will keep doing those Pepsi commercials though. I like to see folks squirm....

Yep.  It is kind of young but I imagine it does get to be a grind after so many years.  Saw earlier they place his net worth at $200 million.  Would have been much more but his divorce settlement paid his ex $100 million in cash, plus a $9 million house and a lot of other goodies.

Not gonna' cry a river for the guy, though.
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2015, 12:58:28 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2015, 08:48:09 AM »
Gordon is great, if for nothing else he gave fans someone to watch who was good and wasn't a stupid redneck. And neither were his fans.

Going to races like snags mentioned, he and his fans were like an Auburn happening to the status quo's (in nascar) Alabama. It used to be pretty synonymous to see a 3, 88 and Bama sticker on the same trucks. Gordon blew their redneck world up when he came onto the scene and for that I like him.
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2015, 10:13:29 AM »
Gordon is great, if for nothing else he gave fans someone to watch who was good and wasn't a stupid redneck. And neither were his fans.

Going to races like snags mentioned, he and his fans were like an Auburn happening to the status quo's (in nascar) Alabama. It used to be pretty synonymous to see a 3, 88 and Bama sticker on the same trucks. Gordon blew their redneck world up when he came onto the scene and for that I like him.


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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2015, 10:20:55 AM »
The only driver I could ever get behind is Danica Patrick. She could grind my gear anytime she wants. I would love to check her oil sometime.
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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2015, 10:28:28 AM »
The only driver I could ever get behind is Danica Patrick. She could grind my gear anytime she wants. I would love to check her oil sometime.

She already has a pit crew. I doubt you'd be qualified for.....wait.....you weren't really talking about cars, were you?
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2015, 09:28:17 PM »
She already has a pit crew. I doubt you'd be qualified for.....wait.....you weren't really talking about cars, were you?

I sure hope not. That girl is the titz - off the track.
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« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2015, 12:34:21 AM »
I sure hope not. That girl is the titz - off the track.

Truthfully, she's OK on the track. There are many drivers out there not as good as she is, and none of them are as marketable.

Good for her.

And I never want to see ant of those other drivers in a bikini!
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2015, 12:28:56 PM »
Do they ever turn right?
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« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2015, 01:46:06 PM »
This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.
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« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2015, 10:23:12 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2015, 10:53:27 AM »
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« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2015, 11:07:19 AM »
I think Jeff got the last laugh.

He speaks the troof.
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« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2015, 11:16:59 AM »
He speaks the troof.

Well if Tim Wilson got the last laugh, it was really muffled and probably not heard....
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.