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You make the call...
« on: August 28, 2008, 12:19:42 PM »
You enter a tiny door in your office and find yourself inside Tony Franklin's head at 6:01pm, August 30, 2008.

Who is your QB and what play do you call to kick off the spread-era at Auburn?

Kodi Burns fakes the QB draw and hits Mario Speedwagon on a slant.

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Re: You make the call...
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2008, 12:21:54 PM »
I put in Todd, and first play let him erase all doubt by throwing a deep post to Rod Smith, followed by immediately putting in Kodi Burns to run in the TD on the next play.

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Re: You make the call...
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2008, 12:25:07 PM »
You enter a tiny door in your office and find yourself inside Tony Franklin's head at 6:01pm, August 30, 2008.

Who is your QB and what play do you call to kick off the spread-era at Auburn?

Kodi Burns fakes the QB draw and hits Mario Speedwagon on a slant.



Mario is listed 3rd string.

I say Todd throws a deep slant and then we start to run it all over the field
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Re: You make the call...
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2008, 12:31:27 PM »
Mario is listed 3rd string.


Hey, I'm the coach, I can put in whoever I damn well please.

You're busted down to scout team, buddy.
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Re: You make the call...
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2008, 12:56:00 PM »
Kodi Burns option to Ben Tate.

"Mario Speedwagon"  Nice!!!
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Re: You make the call...
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2008, 01:02:44 PM »
Kodi Burns option to Ben Tate.


If it's good for 50-65 yards and a TD against our defense, I'm betting it will work against LaMo.
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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2008, 01:06:22 PM »
I'd start with a flea-flicker. 

We start in a Shotgun 4-wide set, with Tate standing next to Burns.  Handoff to Tate, let him hit the line of scrimmage, turn around and pitch it back to Burns.  The 4 WR's should all be in a hot route, and throw it to the one WR who's DB bit on the run.

It's almost too perfect.
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Re: You make the call...
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2008, 01:08:03 PM »
I'd start with a flea-flicker. 

We start in a Shotgun 4-wide set, with Tate standing next to Burns.  Handoff to Tate, let him hit the line of scrimmage, turn around and pitch it back to Burns.  The 4 WR's should all be in a hot route, and throw it to the one WR who's DB bit on the run.

It's almost too perfect.

This is your basic Statue of Liberty play with one twist: you throw the ball to me.  Knute Rockne called it the "forward pass".
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Re: You make the call...
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2008, 02:44:27 PM »
Can you reallllly get into the head of.....

"Dr. Franklinstein"!?!?!?!?!

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Re: You make the call...
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2008, 04:39:01 AM »
I put in Todd, and first play let him erase all doubt by throwing a deep post to Rod Smith, followed by immediately putting in Kodi Burns to run in the TD on the next play.

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Re: You make the call...
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2008, 09:40:18 AM »
And coming out into the huddle is.....Neil Caudle.
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« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2008, 12:33:16 PM »
And coming out into the huddle is.....Neil Caudle.
Now that would be new wrinkle :blink:
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Re: You make the call...
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2008, 02:47:17 PM »
Hey, John Mccain just did it.  Why not?
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Re: You make the call...
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2008, 02:48:29 PM »
It'll have to be the second possession, because the opening kickoff is going 93 yards for the score baby!
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« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2008, 02:49:18 PM »
Hey, John Mccain just did it.  Why not?

So you're saying that we put a hot cheerleader in the huddle to take the first snap?
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Re: You make the call...
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2008, 05:14:27 PM »
So you're saying that we put a hot cheerleader in the huddle to take the first snap?
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Re: You make the call...
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2008, 03:06:28 AM »
TJ Who's your momma??  Championship.

My first formation and play would be....Bring out Todd as the QB and Burns as a WR, have "Frenchy" in the backfield at TB, Tate as the FB, Trott lined up as the TE, and Rod Smith at the other WR spot....I Formation.  Then, after the team rushes up to the line of scrimmage and after looking over at the sideline, Todd calls an audible (Which will be Very Hard, because Everyone except for the 100 warhawk fans, will know that Kodi and Todd have both come out on the field and the stadium will be going Bat Shit Crazy.). The new formation will put "Frenchy", Tate, Trott on the wide side of the field and Smith on the short at the WR positions and Burns at the TB spot, in the Shotgun Trips formation or as I like to call it "The Touchdown Formation".  Todd takes the snap and rolls out to the wide side of the field, he pump fakes once then looks back towards Burns, who has successfully chop blocked the fuck outta the DE...so he couldn't knock the ball down.  Then Burns gets up and runs to the short side of the field and about one yard behind Todd.  Todd then sees Burns waving his arms, because he's Wide Ass Open, and he zips it to him.  Burns takes four steps Exactly to make it look like he's going to run with the ball, then he pulls up and Bombs a 10 yard TD Pass to Rod Smith.  Oh Yeah, I forgot to mention, "Frenchy" returned the opening kickoff 80 yards after he tight-roped it for 15 yards before he finally stepped out of bounds.

WooooooooHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

TOUCHDOWN MUTHA FUCKAS.......YEEEEAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAABBBBBBYYYYY, SUCK IT warhawks, WE AREN'T THE SAME NOW ARE WE.....GET SOME, GET SOME, GET SOME, HaHa GET SOME BABY!!!!!

HAPPY AUBURN DAY EVERYONE and War "God Damn" Eagle

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Re: You make the call...
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2008, 08:20:23 AM »
TJ Who's your momma??  Championship.

My first formation and play would be....Bring out Todd as the QB and Burns as a WR, have "Frenchy" in the backfield at TB, Tate as the FB, Trott lined up as the TE, and Rod Smith at the other WR spot....I Formation.  Then, after the team rushes up to the line of scrimmage and after looking over at the sideline, Todd calls an audible (Which will be Very Hard, because Everyone except for the 100 warhawk fans, will know that Kodi and Todd have both come out on the field and the stadium will be going Bat Shit Crazy.). The new formation will put "Frenchy", Tate, Trott on the wide side of the field and Smith on the short at the WR positions and Burns at the TB spot, in the Shotgun Trips formation or as I like to call it "The Touchdown Formation".  Todd takes the snap and rolls out to the wide side of the field, he pump fakes once then looks back towards Burns, who has successfully chop blocked the fuck outta the DE...so he couldn't knock the ball down.  Then Burns gets up and runs to the short side of the field and about one yard behind Todd.  Todd then sees Burns waving his arms, because he's Wide Ass Open, and he zips it to him.  Burns takes four steps Exactly to make it look like he's going to run with the ball, then he pulls up and Bombs a 10 yard TD Pass to Rod Smith.  Oh Yeah, I forgot to mention, "Frenchy" returned the opening kickoff 80 yards after he tight-roped it for 15 yards before he finally stepped out of bounds.

WooooooooHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

TOUCHDOWN MUTHA FUCKAS.......YEEEEAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAABBBBBBYYYYY, SUCK IT warhawks, WE AREN'T THE SAME NOW ARE WE.....GET SOME, GET SOME, GET SOME, HaHa GET SOME BABY!!!!!

HAPPY AUBURN DAY EVERYONE and War "God Damn" Eagle


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Re: You make the call...
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2008, 08:26:33 AM »
Chris Todd. 

The play I call is Ace Flip 66 Z Right. 
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« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2008, 05:30:56 AM »
Chris Todd. 

The play I call is Ace Flip 66 Z Right. 
How about Chris Todd, Oh shit I have happy feet and I must throw it to a white jersey.
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