Seriously, will, from this board's token female member, welcome. We need a bammer to beat up on. Just remember that it's all in fun - real conversation, not just farting the bammer company line, will at least earn you a grudging respect from the goobers around here. And bring any of your rational buddies with you - everyone is welcome here.
Now, go fuck yourself, bammer turd. Or your sister - whichever is easiest.