Downs/Nodine

Kaos · « **on:** January 09, 2015, 12:22:18 AM »

If you live in South Alabama you're already familiar with the story of Angel Downs and Stephen Nodine. She was a hot real estate agent. He was a stupid-looking county commissioner. He waaay outkicked his coverage (and his marriage) by landing her in a high profile affair. Then she ended up dead. He was charged, others said she killed herself. First jury deadlocked. DA got voted out, new DA declined to indict on murder. Criminally negligent homicide. Chipmunk bitch sister (see below) pissed and moaned and demanded a special prosecutor who went back and charged him anyway. Charge was dropped when he agreed to plead guilty to perjury (he originally claimed he couldn't afford a lawyer) and no contest to harassment (the sister bitch said he 'stalked' Downs by sending her texts and emails. He had consensually screwed her multiple times days before, had photos of them partying together at the beach the day she died, so how he could have stalked her is beyond me). Got ten years. Served two. Got out in October.

The story is now being profiled on TLC. I'm watching it because it's weird to see places I frequent, places I play golf and places I pass every day being part of a sensationalist story like this.

She was pretty hot.

He looks like a typical dumbass.

What really made this worth watching though was her dumbass, hillbilly, redneck sounding sister. Good lord, she's an embarrassment to the entire state. Her hairstyle is roaring hell. Her cheeks are so fucking fat that Marlon Brando wishes he'd had them in Godfather. She's either storing nuts in those damn things, chewing a big plug of redman or has an entire bale of cotton stuffed in both cheeks. She's fucking horrifying. I guarandamntee she's an Alabama fan.

Her name is Susan Bloodworth. I tried to find a photo of her online, but there's not one. I attached a shot of this countryfied hickie chick I took from my TV as an illustration just so you can see.

Before I watched this, I was 99% sure Nodine did it and got away with it. After seeing this heinous sister-bitch I now believe Downs most likely killed herself to keep from having to ever look at or hear that whining wildebeest again. She's an abominable abortion. Every time she opens her mouth or moves that enormous melon mane, I throw up in my mouth.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #1 on:** January 09, 2015, 09:38:29 AM »

K, I went to bed last night and the wife had this report on. That sister was the last thing I saw before I went to sleep. Tossed and turned. Nightmares all night. Now I wake up and come to work and you have to hit me with her again? Thanks a lot, a-hole.

GH2001 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 09, 2015, 09:45:52 AM »

What show is it on TLC?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #3 on:** January 09, 2015, 09:54:07 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on January 09, 2015, 09:45:52 AM

What show is it on TLC?

Don't know. Came in late on it. It was one of those Forensic Files type documentaries. And K is right. You wanted the guy to get off just because of the hillbilly sister.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #4 on:** January 09, 2015, 10:07:54 AM »

I think it was a long title but the last part was "Hard Evidence". It's not like the 48 hrs show where they follow the detectives around.

This has been running for a long time, so just like most other things, you are all lagging far behind.

But, like Kaos, I originally thought Nodine shot her. I now tend to believe that she offed herself but that he was there. The detectives screwed it all up from the get-go by not getting fingerprints off of the gun? I think I understood that correctly. Anyway, his truck was seen leaving moments after the gunshot was heard by a neighbor. I think that he was in an argument and got caught up in a lie from the beginning. He didn't want to admit being there.

Who knows? The were both on drugs. Sorry for the loss but she was on drugs, dating a drug attic habitual lying attention seeker and dating a married man. Did her family think that this is a recipe for success?

I must admit, I used to hear Nodine on the local a.m. radio show when I lived in the area early in his career before he was found to be a fraud and he played the game well. He was a gun toting, conservative, bible thumping roosty-poot, just like I typically like my political leaders. He was convincing. But, he's a piece of shit. Obvious severe mental issues.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #5 on:** January 09, 2015, 10:08:48 AM »

Kaos, Can you find a picture of the sister where she is standing up? My monitor is heavy.

Kaos · « **Reply #6 on:** January 09, 2015, 10:50:17 AM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on January 09, 2015, 10:08:48 AM

Kaos, Can you find a picture of the sister where she is standing up? My monitor is heavy.

I don't know why it does that. When I take a pic with my phone and attach it here it's always sideways. ~~No idea how to fix.~~ Opened in photoshop and resaved. That did it.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #7 on:** January 09, 2015, 11:44:10 AM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on January 09, 2015, 10:08:48 AM

Kaos, Can you find a picture of the sister where she is standing up? My monitor is heavy.

You need to ditch the CRT

DnATL · « **Reply #8 on:** January 09, 2015, 12:00:37 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 09, 2015, 11:44:10 AM

You need to ditch the CRT

Switch to LEDs?

GH2001 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 09, 2015, 12:10:22 PM »

Found the full episode on teh UTubez...about to watch.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #10 on:** January 09, 2015, 12:12:21 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on January 09, 2015, 12:10:22 PM

Found the full episode on teh UTubez...about to watch.

Why would you do that to yourself? When you connect the voice with that chipmunk, you're going to wish you hadn't.

GH2001 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 09, 2015, 12:14:32 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2015, 12:12:21 PM

Why would you do that to yourself? When you connect the voice with that chipmunk, you're going to wish you hadn't.

Already do. What a redneck. I can picture her saying "get ya ass on out-heee-rrr-yaaa!"

Seriously, what is wrong with her cheeks? That can't be normal.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #12 on:** January 09, 2015, 12:19:58 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on January 09, 2015, 12:14:32 PM

Already do. What a redneck. I can picture her saying "get ya ass on out-heee-rrr-yaaa!"

Seriously, what is wrong with her cheeks? That can't be normal.

And every day, she gets up and does that hair like that and looks in the mirror and says, "Yeah, that's the look I'm going for."

GH2001 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 09, 2015, 12:25:11 PM »

Since Kaos was somewhat inquiring, my skreets tell me she is an Ugger.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #14 on:** January 09, 2015, 12:32:15 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on January 09, 2015, 12:25:11 PM

Since Kaos was somewhat inquiring, my skreets tell me she is an Ugger.

Figures. UGA fan. The asshole of the SEC Universe.

GH2001 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 09, 2015, 12:38:49 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2015, 12:32:15 PM

Figures. UGA fan. The asshole of the SEC Universe.

She's not from Mobile nor does she live there now. Shes a Ga girl. But she acted as if she were an expert on Gulf Shores and the people there in the documentary. As if shes some kind of native.