The wife has been addicted to the Bachelor/Bachelorette shows since they started. She piles up on the couch with phone in hand.
"Did you hear what she said to him? Oh my God, what a skank."
"If he picks her, I swear I'm not watching another minute."
"That dress she had on. Wow. But I'd never look like that in that dress."
"He can't be serious. She's not really interested. She is so fake."