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Randy White
« on: January 08, 2015, 12:33:16 PM »
Did anyone else realize that the new/Christmas Under Armor commercial had him in it as Santa Clause? 
Fuck I'm old when one of my childhood sports heroes is Santa Clause.

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Re: Randy White
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2015, 12:40:28 PM »
Did anyone else realize that the new/Christmas Under Armor commercial had him in it as Santa Clause? 
Fuck I'm old when one of my childhood sports heroes is Santa Clause.



I think I saw him on one of those PCMatic commercials as well.

On another note, one of his teammates from the line died today.
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Re: Randy White
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2015, 01:17:38 PM »
I think I saw him on one of those PCMatic commercials as well.

On another note, one of his teammates from the line died today.


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Re: Randy White
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2015, 01:40:23 PM »
I think I saw him on one of those PCMatic commercials as well.

On another note, one of his teammates from the line died today.

That is actually how I found out about it.  Saw that Pugh died and thought "hmmm I wonder what Randy White has been up to"?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Randy White
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2015, 01:59:52 PM »
White played around 255-260 on the D-line.  A little linebacker too.  He was a beast but I guess in the late 70's and early 80's, that was stout for a D-lineman.  Always had those meat  hooks hanging from his shoulders.
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Re: Randy White
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2015, 03:02:27 PM »
White played around 255-260 on the D-line.  A little linebacker too.  He was a beast but I guess in the late 70's and early 80's, that was stout for a D-lineman.  Always had those meat  hooks hanging from his shoulders.


Had a restaurant around here for a while, got his ass sued off for making about a dozen people sick with tainted food.
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Re: Randy White
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2015, 03:08:20 PM »

Had a restaurant around here for a while, got his ass sued off for making about a dozen people sick with tainted food.

He served food wiped on his taint?  Eeeewww....
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Re: Randy White
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2015, 03:09:34 PM »
He served food wiped on his taint?  Eeeewww....

He wiped it on something cause they ended up at the hospital.
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