What I learned from college football today.
Jimbo Fisher is an asshat. He said Jameis Winston is a terrific person. Terrific people do not behave as this douche clown does. Also said he was one of the greatest players in college football history. No. He isn't. He's not top 100 historically.
In his postgame interview Winston said "losing wasn't in his vocabrulary" I know a lot of other words that aren't in his vocabrulary. "No" is one of them.
Then that fucking imbecile said "be honest wif yoself, we din't lose dat game, we beat ourselfs." Lost 59-20 and he's talking about how it could have gone either way. The motherfucker can't even do basic math. You lose by 40 fucking points and you didn't "beat yoself." You got your ass beat. That cocky piece of shit fuckhole doesn't even have the sense to give credit where credit is due. Fuck him. Other than maybe the fucking overrated Ewok piece of chubby shit, I can't think of a player I've hated more than Winston in years. Fuck that clown. Hope he ends up broke and in prison.
Ohio State didn't win the game, Alabama once again found a way to lose it. The team has never been beaten except by itself.
For all the Saban love, this was a very flawed Alabama team. It was just lucky time and time again. Sims is a mediocre quarterback at best. When challenged (at all) Cooper simply disappears. When Bama made it close with about two minutes left, I looked to see how the OSU defense was playing the Tide receivers. They were jamming them at the line just like they had all game. I knew then the Tahd wouldn't score.
There are a lot of players I don't like. See Jameis Winston for a prime example. I despise Derrick Henry. He's just not all they make him out to be. I don't like his caveman face.
Bama fans are the biggest idiots on the planet. At the Music City Bowl I saw several of them decked out in their crimpson bullshit from head to toe. One entire family with Bammer hats, sweats and houndstooth. Why? Why the FUCK would you show up at a game between LSU and Notre Dame wearing your Bama gameday attire? If you're just coming to the game for the sake of watching a game, that's fine. Wear neutral colors. Don't do that. I probably saw a hundred or more assholes like that. One guy in an obnoxious Tennessee jacket and an old man wearing an Auburn toboggan. I asked him why he'd wear AU gear to a game like that. He looked at me like I was crazy and said "I was cold, dammit." So I explained that I was an Auburn fan lurking among the others and I was just curious. He said his son-in-law was an LSU fan, got him tickets and when he realized how cold it was going to be he didn't have anything else to cover his head. No disrespect intended. I felt like the Bama assholes were being purposely disrespectful.
I was and am really tired of football. I'm sick of Jameis. Sick of the deification of Saban and Meyer. Sick of the jizzing on "super fast" Oregon. Tired of wondering when the bleeding fuck Auburn is going to play a little defense. As much as I hate Alabama, I was watching a little of the first quarter and thinking "damn, I'd love to see Auburn hit and wrap up like that again." I'm tired of Herb, Fowler and Corso. I'm sick of Desmond's barely decipherable babbling.
Artis Payne is a much better back than we gave him credit for. So was Tre Mason and AP suffered because of that comparison.
Is Arkansas really the only SEC West team that won a bowl game? I felt like Auburn's plan for Wisconsin was sort of lazy. I like Marshall, but I will be sort of glad for his era to come to an end. I want to see something different. I will honestly be disappointed if there's any truth to the Braxton Miller rumors.
There are no good teams in the Final Four. Depending on the day and time, I think AU could skull fuck any of them. Could also get skull fucked by any.
SEC West is going to be weird next year. Bama will (again) be the prohibitive favorite. Arkansas will get love. State and Ole Miss will slide back to their regular positions. Wildcards are us and Texas A&M. They get Chavis to prop up their shitty defense. Don't think that will work out well for them. We get Muschamp. That's a win for us. But fuck me in the eye, we need help. Heard today that we intercepted more passes than any team in the SEC this year. Think about that. How many more points could we have given up if we hadn't picked off passes? Ugh.
I'm tired in general. Glad I don't have to think about or hear about this for a while.
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