Turds vs Poop Shooters

bgreene · « **on:** January 01, 2015, 09:36:51 PM »

If possible, I hope that ISIS decides that the Sugar Bowl is the prime target to strike tonight.

RWS · « **Reply #1 on:** January 01, 2015, 10:30:55 PM »

If Alabama wins this game, the DB play better improve real quick. Collins and Jones are the only ones that ever actually look for the ball. Mariota will torch them.

And Collins just went to the locker room with a fucked up shoulder.

CCTAU · « **Reply #2 on:** January 01, 2015, 11:18:15 PM »

Thomas #3 for the bucks is a baller. Dude can catch the ball.

jmar · « **Reply #3 on:** January 01, 2015, 11:19:32 PM »

Quote from: RWS on January 01, 2015, 10:30:55 PM

If Alabama wins this game, the DB play better improve real quick. Collins and Jones are the only ones that ever actually look for the ball. Mariota will torch them.

And Collins just went to the locker room with a fucked up shoulder.

Ha...your guys look for the ball.

RWS · « **Reply #4 on:** January 01, 2015, 11:36:56 PM »

I hope Alabama wins this, but I'm fucking terrified of Oregon at this point. This OSU third stringer may be legit, but Christ, he's a third stringer making his second start.

RWS · « **Reply #5 on:** January 01, 2015, 11:40:34 PM »

And of course, Sims throws a pick 6. 34-21 OSU.

RWS · « **Reply #6 on:** January 02, 2015, 12:37:22 AM »

42-28 OSU with 3 minutes left. The good thing is I won't have to watch my team get skull fucked by Oregon. The sad part? The team that beat my team is going to get skull fucked by Oregon.

bgreene · « **Reply #7 on:** January 02, 2015, 12:56:07 AM »

Quote from: RWS on January 02, 2015, 12:37:22 AM

42-28 OSU with 3 minutes left. The good thing is I won't have to watch my team get skull fucked by Oregon. The sad part? The team that beat my team is going to get skull fucked by Oregon.

Yes they will

RWS · « **Reply #8 on:** January 02, 2015, 01:00:31 AM »

Quote from: bgreene on January 02, 2015, 12:56:07 AM

Yes they will

OSU fans chanting "We want Oregon!" during the post-game show. They must not know the score of the Rose Bowl or something.

bgreene · « **Reply #9 on:** January 02, 2015, 01:12:02 AM »

Quote from: RWS on January 02, 2015, 01:00:31 AM

OSU fans chanting "We want Oregon!" during the post-game show. They must not know the score of the Rose Bowl or something.

Bama fans would be doing the same thing

Montezuma58 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 02, 2015, 01:22:00 AM »

https://twitter.com/danieltosh/status/550880985441898496

Token · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2015, 01:23:35 AM »

I'm not saying Ohio State isn't good. They were better than I expected. But I am saying that TCU or Oregon would have beat Bama by 30 tonight. Maybe ANY night. In 3 out of the last 4 meaningful games, Alabama got thumped in total yards. Can't complain about 12-2, but that needs to be addressed immediately.

Token · « **Reply #12 on:** January 02, 2015, 01:34:00 AM »

Also, in the BCS era Alabama probably beats FSU for the championship. In the playoffs, neither team makes the game. Great year of college football.

Kaos · « **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2015, 01:57:34 AM »

Still say this was the worst and luckiest Alabama team of the last decade.

Token · « **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2015, 02:05:18 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on January 02, 2015, 01:57:34 AM

Still say this was the worst and luckiest Alabama team of the last decade.

Worst in the last decade? You realize that goes back to 4 win Shula team. Worst since Saban's first year? Maybe. Luckiest....probably. Maybe I'd say that 10 teams losing in two weekends to put Bama back in the BCS a few years ago might be the luckiest. But It would be an argument I wouldn't engage in.

Kaos · « **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2015, 02:26:28 AM »

Quote from: Token on January 02, 2015, 02:05:18 AM

Worst in the last decade? You realize that goes back to 4 win Shula team. Worst since Saban's first year? Maybe. Luckiest....probably. Maybe I'd say that 10 teams losing in two weekends to put Bama back in the BCS a few years ago might be the luckiest. But It would be an argument I wouldn't engage in.

The number of years in a decade depends on the point I'm trying to make. Most flawed (and vulnerable) Alabama team since Saban got there for sure.

In terms of backing into the playoffs, yeah, that team was lucky. But lucky to win games? This one took the cake, ate it, shit it out, and ate it again.

Truth be told, Alabama and Florida State both could/should have lost four or five games each. Didn't, though.

Obvious weaknesses all over the field. Sims is terrible. He had one play all season long and rode it like a broke down mule. I absolutely cannot understand why teams ever gave Cooper a cushion. He doesn't like to be touched and vanishes any time he's challenged. Henry and Yeldon really aren't that good either.

The Prowler · « **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2015, 04:24:29 AM »

Oregon = Sammich State
FSU = bag of tater chips (greasy)

OSU = Dr. Pepper University
uat = Banana Tech (overrated)

jmar · « **Reply #17 on:** January 02, 2015, 05:44:49 AM »

Quote from: RWS on January 02, 2015, 01:00:31 AM

OSU fans chanting "We want Oregon!" during the post-game show. They must not know the score of the Rose Bowl or something.

They were also chanting "SEC, SEC..."
The SEC West finished 2-5 in bowl games but really all I care about is how ill-prepared, undiciplined and badly my team played in the second half of the season. It became Chiziklike with more offensive weapons and little more.

The Prowler · « **Reply #18 on:** January 02, 2015, 06:14:16 AM »

Quote from: jmar on January 02, 2015, 05:44:49 AM

They were also chanting "SEC, SEC..."
The SEC West finished 2-5 in bowl games but really all I care about is how ill-prepared, undiciplined and badly my team played in the second half of the season. It became Chiziklike with more offensive weapons and little more.

Watching other games, when one of the players would go out of bounds, I'd say to myself a couple seconds later "...and this is when a Auburn player would fly in, with his head down, knocking the player into the bench or water cooler."

The Prowler · « **Reply #19 on:** January 02, 2015, 06:46:38 AM »