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New Years Resolutions
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:42:48 PM »
One key area that I'm targeting is improving the quality of the x. Obviously, in order to improve the posts, we need to improve the posters. Which basically means starting over with new blood around here. Believe me, you won't make the cut. I've been watching you.

So, you bitches yuk it up for the next few days because come 2015 there's a new sheriff in town who will punch mofo's in the face.

Happy New Year!
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Re: New Years Resolutions
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2014, 08:09:55 PM »
Stop lifting so many weights.  Decided last February to supplement running with a little bit of strength training.  Running died off by April and I never was able to get back in the habit.

But I kept lifting.  Now I'm 5'7 175 pounds and can bench 265.  And for what?  So I can look likes butterball in a t-shirt?
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Re: New Years Resolutions
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2014, 08:44:07 PM »
Stop lifting so many weights.  Decided last February to supplement running with a little bit of strength training.  Running died off by April and I never was able to get back in the habit.

But I kept lifting.  Now I'm 5'7 175 pounds and can bench 265.  And for what?  So I can look likes butterball in a t-shirt?
Steroids.
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Re: New Years Resolutions
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2014, 09:41:35 AM »
« Last Edit: December 29, 2014, 09:44:56 AM by TheSix »
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Re: New Years Resolutions
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2014, 09:54:23 AM »
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Re: New Years Resolutions
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2014, 11:52:23 AM »
TheSix is a juggalo. Insane Clown Posse for life!
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Re: New Years Resolutions
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2014, 11:24:08 PM »
Stop lifting so many weights.  Decided last February to supplement running with a little bit of strength training.  Running died off by April and I never was able to get back in the habit.

But I kept lifting.  Now I'm 5'7 175 pounds and can bench 265.  And for what?  So I can look likes butterball in a t-shirt?

5'7"....  Do you have arms like a dinosaur.
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Re: New Years Resolutions
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2014, 08:47:41 AM »
5'7"....  Do you have arms like a dinosaur.

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Re: New Years Resolutions
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2014, 09:04:35 AM »
My resolution is to be more charitable.  Feed the homeless, shoe the shoeless, help those poor girls trying to work their way through college.  You, know...the normal stuff.
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Re: New Years Resolutions
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2014, 10:03:30 AM »
My resolution is to be more charitable.  Feed the homeless, shoe the shoeless, help those poor girls trying to work their way through college.  You, know...the normal stuff.

My resolution is to not hang out with dumbasses.
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Re: New Years Resolutions
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2014, 10:19:47 AM »
My resolution is to be more charitable.  Feed the homeless, shoe the shoeless, help those poor girls trying to work their way through college.  You, know...the normal stuff.
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Re: New Years Resolutions
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2014, 10:38:34 AM »
Watch more porn, drink more beer, have the wife make me more sammies.
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Re: New Years Resolutions
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2014, 11:41:59 AM »
My resolution is to not hang out with dumbasses.

Good call
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Re: New Years Resolutions
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2014, 12:07:59 PM »
My resolution is to not hang out with dumbasses.


You will be missed here.
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Re: New Years Resolutions
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2014, 12:13:17 PM »
I will attempt to incorporate "I don't roll that way" into a conversation at least once a week.  CQ
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Re: New Years Resolutions
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2014, 02:19:19 PM »
I will attempt to incorporate "I don't roll that way" into a conversation at least once a week.  CQ

Seeing VV on a weekly basis should take care of that one
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