I Think I Just Hit The Big One

[Snaggletiger]

As an attorney, you always hold out hope that "the big one" will come through the door. That one case that sets you up.  The one that allows you to say, "You know, I may not come into work...next month."  Well, I'm giddy as a pedophile outside the window of a 6th grade sleepover right now.  I just received the following email.

Dear attorney Counsel.  I have researched to find you are very recommended.  I am Doru Chieranaud ex wife of Prince Alwar Sattrani in arab province.  In divorce settlements findings I was granted $16.4 million and this amount is now in British bank.  I am in need for attorney services to transfer these finds to America.  Please send your account information and to assist me in moving these money to your trust account.

I thank you to assist in this matter.


Look, I've seen these scam emails lots of times before.  But this chick was married to a Prince.  Do you know how rich those Arab Prince's with all that oil are?  I just sent the account information so you bitches won't be seeing much of me anymore.  Suck it!!!!     

[dallaswareagle]

Good luck, I may need to borrow some money as I got a call (to my cell phone) from someone who claimed to be with the IRS and a warrant for my arrest would be issued unless I called him back. Did a reverse search of his number and I was SHOCKED to find out it was a scam.

[Snaggletiger]

Good luck, I may need to borrow some money as I got a call (to my cell phone) from someone who claimed to be with the IRS and a warrant for my arrest would be issued unless I called him back. Did a reverse search of his number and I was SHOCKED to find out it was a scam.

SHOCKED, I tell ya'.  Speaking of, is there a way to block sales/telemarketer calls to your cell phone. Used to never get them but now I get 4 or 5 a week from every area code under the sun. 

[Buzz Killington]

I wonder where Jim is now?

[Snaggletiger]

I wonder where Jim is now?

Stop digging up bones

[dallaswareagle]

SHOCKED, I tell ya'.  Speaking of, is there a way to block sales/telemarketer calls to your cell phone. Used to never get them but now I get 4 or 5 a week from every area code under the sun.

Not that I am aware of, but I bet there is an app that can do something.

[WiregrassTiger]

I have a friend that has set up a company that is much the same as a "life lock" type, except even better. I am completely sold on the idea and am considering investing. I'm already a customer.

If there is any suspicious activity with your ss# or credit cards, you are immediately notified. 24 hr protection.

The deal is that not only is your credit monitored but you are also put on a "do not contact" registry for calls (all phone numbers you wish), snail mail (addresses junk mail) and email.

It has cut down on my junk mail by about 90%.

The greatest thing is that it only costs 7 bucks a year!

Since i consider you guys friends, PM me your socials and credit card numbers and I can probably get you guys signed up for free! It's time to show those scammers who is boss.

And what better time to do it than the Holiday season, when scams and fraud are at the highest point all year. Hurry while I can still get you this once in a lifetime opportunity. You're welcome, WT

[Snaggletiger]

I have a friend that has set up a company that is much the same as a "life lock" type, except even better. I am completely sold on the idea and am considering investing. I'm already a customer.

If there is any suspicious activity with your ss# or credit cards, you are immediately notified. 24 hr protection.

The deal is that not only is your credit monitored but you are also put on a "do not contact" registry for calls (all phone numbers you wish), snail mail (addresses junk mail) and email.

It has cut down on my junk mail by about 90%.

The greatest thing is that it only costs 7 bucks a year!

Since i consider you guys friends, PM me your socials and credit card numbers and I can probably get you guys signed up for free! It's time to show those scammers who is boss.

And what better time to do it than the Holiday season, when scams and fraud are at the highest point all year. Hurry while I can still get you this once in a lifetime opportunity. You're welcome, WT

Sweet.  It's on the way.  Man, what a day I'm having. Could any more good fortune fall into my lap?

[chinook]

Sweet.  It's on the way.  Man, what a day I'm having. Could any more good fortune fall into my lap?

perhaps your balls?

[dallaswareagle]

I have a friend that has set up a company that is much the same as a "life lock" type, except even better. I am completely sold on the idea and am considering investing. I'm already a customer.

If there is any suspicious activity with your ss# or credit cards, you are immediately notified. 24 hr protection.

The deal is that not only is your credit monitored but you are also put on a "do not contact" registry for calls (all phone numbers you wish), snail mail (addresses junk mail) and email.

It has cut down on my junk mail by about 90%.

The greatest thing is that it only costs 7 bucks a year!

Since i consider you guys friends, PM me your socials and credit card numbers and I can probably get you guys signed up for free! It's time to show those scammers who is boss.

And what better time to do it than the Holiday season, when scams and fraud are at the highest point all year. Hurry while I can still get you this once in a lifetime opportunity. You're welcome, WT

Better yet, just send me your account number and routing number and I'll wire you the money

[Snaggletiger]

perhaps your balls?

Show up at the X-Gate.  There'll be two hits.  Me hitting you and you hitting the floor.

[Buzz Killington]

Show up at the X-Gate.  There'll be two hits.  Me hitting you and you hitting the floor.

If we could get Chad in on this, I'll bring the steel cage.

[Snaggletiger]

If we could get Chad in on this, I'll bring the steel cage.

Tables, ladders and chairs match.  I'm undefeated at WrestleMania.

[AWK]

Jiggy Jar Jar Doo.