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BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!

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BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
« on: December 09, 2014, 09:59:52 AM »
Put it here. I know there are other threads but this one is specifically for breaking news.
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« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2014, 10:13:10 AM »
Someone ought to break a foot off in yo ass.
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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2014, 10:17:27 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2014, 10:25:02 AM »
Someone ought to break a foot off in yo ass.
Can we have him stoned or at least shunned by the community?
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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2014, 10:26:34 AM »
Can we have him stoned or at least shunned by the community?

Well, he did say Jehovah.
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« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2014, 10:26:58 AM »
Can we have him stoned or at least shunned by the community?

I would be in favor of helping him get stoned.
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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2014, 10:28:12 AM »
EEEEEverybody must get stoned.
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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2014, 10:32:54 AM »
I would be in favor of helping him get stoned.
How 'bout we get him stoned then shun him. He won't know what didn't hit him.
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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2014, 10:35:41 AM »
EEEEEverybody must get stoned.

I would not feel so all alone
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« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2014, 11:15:40 AM »
I would not feel so all alone
You know a stoned soul picnic would be a nice change of pace. I'll bring the jelly roll.
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« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2014, 01:05:52 PM »
You know a stoned soul picnic would be a nice change of pace. I'll bring the jelly roll.


That would be soul deep.
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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2014, 01:22:48 PM »
Bill Clark is still on the list!
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« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2014, 06:24:45 PM »
Clemson's DC Brent Venables is a name that's starting to pop up. He'd be a huge hire, slightly less than Muschamp, but huge hire non the less, IMO.
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« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2014, 06:25:40 PM »
Clemson's DC Brent Venables is a name that's starting to pop up. He'd be a huge hire, slightly less than Muschamp, but huge hire non the less, IMO.

Wasn't he at Oklahoma at some point?

Dabo/Bob disciple?  Fuck no.
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« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2014, 06:29:57 PM »
Wasn't he at Oklahoma at some point?

Dabo/Bob disciple?  Fuck no.
Yup, was at Oklahoma and I don't give a flying fuck about "disciples", I like seeing results...Clemson ran a similar offense to Auburn while they led the Country in total defense.

Clemson D:
2012 - 65th total defense
(Brent Venables hired)
2013 - 25th total defense
2014 - 1st total defense

He'd be a very nice consolation prize if Muschamp decides go to South Carolina or back to the NFL.
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2014, 07:18:46 PM »
Clemson sucks and I don't like anything that's been around Dickhole Swinney.
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« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2014, 07:41:08 PM »
Clemson sucks and I don't like anything that's been around Dickhole Swinney.

Thanks K, now that you said that, Venables will be AUs next DC.
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« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2014, 07:42:18 PM »
Clemson sucks and I don't like anything that's been around Dickhole Swinney.
Thanks K, now that you said that, Venables will be AUs next DC.
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« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2014, 08:19:38 PM »
Dave Aranadanabanana would definitely help with bowl preparations, he's a pretty damn good DC too...so is Pat Nard Dawg outta MeatChicken State..lets get one of them.

My list...
Will Muschamp
Brent Venables
Dave Aranadanabanana
Pat Nard Dawg
Barry Odom
Bill Clark
Woody Widenhofer
Manny Diaz
Nick Saban
Kirby Smart
Tommy Tuberville
Paul Rhoades
Rob Ryan
Bill Cowher
Joe Lee Dunn

Any of them will do.
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"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2014, 09:11:08 PM »
Dave Aranadanabanana would definitely help with bowl preparations, he's a pretty damn good DC too...so is Pat Nard Dawg outta MeatChicken State..lets get one of them.

My list...
Will Muschamp
Brent Venables
Dave Aranadanabanana
Pat Nard Dawg
Barry Odom
Bill Clark
Woody Widenhofer
Manny Diaz
Nick Saban
Kirby Smart
Tommy Tuberville
Paul Rhoades
Rob Ryan
Bill Cowher

Any of them will do.
Muschamp-two years tops. Is that enough?
Venables-can't stand Dabo either. Was he the DC when W.Va lit them up? But yeah hard to argue results.
Aranda- yes

Odom-terrific against lower level competition. Beliema wanted him last season.
Diaz-yeah but he has mixed results.
Rhoades-yes but our D started slipping before he left.
Clark-see Odom.

Narduzzi-he's not leaving, He makes MSU the force that it is.

Charles Kelly-Promoted DB coach. They win. 
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