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« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2014, 01:09:02 PM »
Bill clark can delete the recycle bin.
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« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2014, 01:20:17 PM »
Bill Clark can get me pregnant.
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« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2014, 01:23:07 PM »
Bill Clark mathematically proved that the bird is the word.
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Re: Bill Clark!!!!
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2014, 01:41:17 PM »
Bill Clark can operate multiple drill presses at the same time.
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« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2014, 01:44:38 PM »

Bill Clark isn't in the movie "The Expendables", because Bill Clark isn't expendable.
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« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2014, 01:55:17 PM »
Erectile dysfunction suffers from Bill Clark.
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« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2014, 02:00:07 PM »
Bill Clark was born the day before the Nazis surrendered. Coincidence? I think not.
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« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2014, 02:17:47 PM »

Medusa carries a mirror just in case she bumps into Bill CLark.. and the mirror isn't for Bill Clark.
 



 

   




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« Reply #28 on: December 04, 2014, 02:22:21 PM »
Bill Clark taught Chuck Norris how to fight.
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Re: Bill Clark!!!!
« Reply #29 on: December 04, 2014, 02:26:26 PM »
Point of order re the erectile dysfunction post. That was a WT original and not a single Like so far.

I don't mean this to be rude but this isn't the only damn place on the interweb for WT to post. I am big in several places out there.

Sometimes, you don't know what you've got until it's gone. I really mean it this time.
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Re: Bill Clark!!!!
« Reply #30 on: December 04, 2014, 02:29:11 PM »
Point of order re the erectile dysfunction post. That was a WT original and not a single Like so far.

I don't mean this to be rude but this isn't the only damn place on the interweb for WT to post. I am big in several places out there.

Sometimes, you don't know what you've got until it's gone. I really mean it this time.

Sounds like you are quite the expert in this area.
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« Reply #31 on: December 04, 2014, 02:46:39 PM »

Bill Clark completed Halo Reach on Legendary without dying, using a Guitar Hero controller.
 

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« Reply #32 on: December 04, 2014, 02:50:07 PM »
Bill Clark doesn't bleed because his blood knows better than to try and leave.
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« Reply #33 on: December 04, 2014, 02:52:16 PM »
Bill Clark once told Martin Luther King about a dream he had.
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« Reply #34 on: December 04, 2014, 02:55:11 PM »
Bill Clark shoots whiskey in his neck with a syringe.
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Re: Bill Clark!!!!
« Reply #35 on: December 04, 2014, 02:56:56 PM »
Sounds to me like Bill Clark is too preoccupied doing super human shit rather than coaching. I'll pass.
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Re: Bill Clark!!!!
« Reply #36 on: December 04, 2014, 03:05:06 PM »
Sounds to me like Bill Clark is too preoccupied doing super human shit rather than coaching. I'll pass.

You'd better delete this.  You do know you're only here because Bill Clark allows you to live, right?
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« Reply #37 on: December 04, 2014, 03:11:42 PM »

Bill Clark can win a game of mine sweeper in one turn
 

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Re: Bill Clark!!!!
« Reply #38 on: December 04, 2014, 06:11:15 PM »
Bill Clark and Chuck Norris, that is all.
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Re: Bill Clark!!!!
« Reply #39 on: December 04, 2014, 07:33:40 PM »
Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Bill Clark stories.
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