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Bill Clark!!!!
« on: December 04, 2014, 11:44:07 AM »
Anyone heard what he's up to today? AU1 plane in B'ham?

He's a son of a bitch.
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Re: Bill Clark!!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2014, 11:44:51 AM »
Someone needs to give him a chance. Thats all I know.
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« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2014, 11:55:37 AM »
Bill Clark can slam a revolving door.
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« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2014, 11:56:12 AM »
Everybody loves Raymond, except Bill Clark.
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Re: Bill Clark!!!!
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2014, 11:56:37 AM »
Bill Clark can slam a revolving door.

Well, in fairness to him, he DID just go through one.
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Re: Bill Clark!!!!
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2014, 12:01:45 PM »
Well, in fairness to him, he DID just go through one.

 :rimshot:
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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2014, 12:10:17 PM »
You know those "Do Not Remove under Penalty of Law" tags on mattresses? Bill Clark cuts them off.

You just can't hide badassery like that.
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Re: Bill Clark!!!!
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2014, 12:11:22 PM »
Has anyone tried this new Bill Clark toilet paper?
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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2014, 12:20:19 PM »
Has anyone tried this new Bill Clark toilet paper?

Rough, tough and doesn't take shit off anyone.
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Re: Bill Clark!!!!
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2014, 12:30:26 PM »
I heard he can eat just one.  And that M&Ms melt in his hand. 
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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2014, 12:38:49 PM »
Rough, tough and doesn't take shit off anyone.
Bill Clark stands behind his products.
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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2014, 12:42:41 PM »
Superman wears Bill Clark underoos.

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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2014, 12:53:25 PM »
Bill Clark could make Tony Romo a good quarterback.   
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2014, 12:55:59 PM »
Sasquatch has a fuzzy, grainy picture of Bill Clark.
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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2014, 12:56:28 PM »
When Google has a question, it Bill Clark's it.
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« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2014, 12:56:56 PM »
If he had to, Bill Clark could give himself CPR.
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« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2014, 12:59:57 PM »
Billl Clark is super KEEN.
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« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2014, 01:04:22 PM »
Bill Clark can swim












on land.
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« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2014, 01:05:49 PM »
Bill Clark once showed me a video of him making love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.
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Re: Bill Clark!!!!
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2014, 01:08:09 PM »
Bill Clark really died 20 years ago.  Death hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.
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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan