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GarMan

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« on: August 27, 2008, 11:55:00 AM »
Tryouts will be held on Lake Allatoona this Saturday. 

http://www.break.com/index/ninth-hole-ninth-beer.html

PS: Anybody ever figure out how to embed these damn Shockwave vids in here?
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

Saniflush

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Re: Golf Cart Trick...
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2008, 12:41:36 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on August 27, 2008, 11:55:00 AM
Tryouts will be held on Lake Allatoona this Saturday. 

http://www.break.com/index/ninth-hole-ninth-beer.html

PS: Anybody ever figure out how to embed these damn Shockwave vids in here?
Think you will have to lower your suspension to get anyone in this crowd to jump high enough.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

GarMan

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Re: Golf Cart Trick...
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2008, 01:10:55 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 27, 2008, 12:41:36 PM
Think you will have to lower your suspension to get anyone in this crowd to jump high enough.

Naahhh!  That would just add to the comic relief. 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Golf Cart Trick...
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2008, 01:19:11 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on August 27, 2008, 11:55:00 AM
Tryouts will be held on Lake Allatoona this Saturday. 

http://www.break.com/index/ninth-hole-ninth-beer.html

PS: Anybody ever figure out how to embed these damn Shockwave vids in here?

Why would anyone drive a golf cart on the lake?

And why you dissing allatoona????
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Saniflush

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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2008, 01:24:04 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 27, 2008, 01:19:11 PM
Why would anyone drive a golf cart on the lake?

And why you dissing allatoona????

he wasn't dissing.  he was saying that he will be the driver and run your ass down while you attempt to land in the passenger seat.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2008, 01:39:26 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 27, 2008, 01:24:04 PM
he wasn't dissing.  he was saying that he will be the driver and run your ass down while you attempt to land in the passenger seat.

But Allatoona is a lake, not a golf course. I need to know the golf course location so I can come out and watch.....
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

GarMan

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« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2008, 02:00:34 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 27, 2008, 01:39:26 PM
But Allatoona is a lake, not a golf course. I need to know the golf course location so I can come out and watch.....

No golf course...  I have the cart to shuttle stuff and people down to the lake.  My house backs up to USACE property about 100 yards from the lake.  I had to beef up the cart a bit to make it up and down comfortably.  I probably went a little too far replacing the 9.5 hp with a 20 hp engine, adding a 6 inch lift kit and oversized knobby tires. 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand
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