I really don't care about the NFL. But there are some things I'm glad to see.
Tre Mason won the day. He looks like the Tre we all remember when he finally got his shot with the Rams.
Mark Ingram has played better than reheated sloth shit a few times this season, but can't help but be a cocky piece of shit asshole on the rare occasions when he does. If that tub of bacon grease were half as good as he clearly thinks he is? Walter Payton would come out of his grave to help build a statue to his fat-headed ass.
Fuck you RGIII. Overrated fuckwad. Colt McCoy would have beaten Alabama and he's a better QB for the Redskins than you are.
I hate to see Carolina looking like diseased weasel spleen, but if that's what it takes to get Mike Shula's stupid ass out of there to give Cam a chance to be the quarterback he COULD be, then just suffer it. Bama's golden boy is the absolute worst OC in the NFL.
Jay Cutler will never be an elite NFL QB. But he's parlayed his "fame" into a hot wife.
Joe Namath is a great big boozehound gayblade.
I don't care about the Packers, Patriots, Jets, Eagles, Bills, 49ers, Seahawks, Chiefs, Falcons, Saints.... I don't care much about the NFL at all. I'm going to stop watching it until the playoffs when I will pick a team. That team will promptly lose and I will pick another. Eventually there will be two teams that I have a moderate level of distaste for playing each other in the Super Bowl. I will then pretend to watch the game and eat food that is not good for me.