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Evil Stick

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Evil Stick
« on: November 14, 2014, 10:08:11 AM »






























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Re: Evil Stick
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2014, 10:18:27 AM »
Weird toy. From the thread title, I figured you had just bought a new dildo.
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Re: Evil Stick
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2014, 10:47:59 AM »
Things I enjoyed from the story.

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Re: Evil Stick
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2014, 10:54:40 AM »
Mainway Toys, Inc.

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Re: Evil Stick
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2014, 10:56:49 AM »
That's what my wife called it during childbirth.

Or did she call me an evil...
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Re: Evil Stick
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2014, 11:01:27 AM »
Mainway Toys, Inc.

Bag O'Glass

Look, we put a label on every bag that says, "Kid! Be careful - broken glass!" I mean, we sell a lot of products in the "Bag O'" line.. like Bag O' Glass, Bag O' Nails, Bag O' Bugs, Bag O' Vipers, Bag O' Sulfuric Acid. They're decent toys, you know what I mean?
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Re: Evil Stick
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2014, 11:02:54 AM »
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Re: Evil Stick
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2014, 11:05:12 AM »
Things I enjoyed from the story.

1.00 Store
Amar Moustafa

The one phrase you never hear over the loudspeaker at the $1 store "I need a price check"
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Re: Evil Stick
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2014, 11:10:42 AM »
The one phrase you never hear over the loudspeaker at the $1 store "I need a price check"


Its a bitch putting my wife's X-mas gift on layaway there.
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Re: Evil Stick
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2014, 11:20:42 AM »
I am so weirdly obsessively fascinated by this.

What the actual fuck. Why the fuck is this a thing? It doesn't appear that much is known about it, which makes it even more creepily like some supernatural horror movie shit.

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DAYTON — UPDATE @1:58 p.m.
Amar Moustafa, owner of the Dollar Store on Linden Avenue, did not remove the “Evil stick” from his shelves, but shoppers did.

News Center 7’s Lauren Clark visited the store a second time on Monday to find that the toys were sold out. Moustafa said he has received dozens of calls protesting the sale of the princess wand toy but has also turned down dozens more asking to purchase it.

The toy with the scary images is now posted on Ebay for over $200.

The sudden interest in the toy is especially baffling, the store owner said, because the toy has been on the shelves at his store for two years and was a clearance item.

Moustafa said he bought the toy at a convention two years ago and cannot remember the name of the manufacturer. There is no information on the packaging itself other than “made in China.”
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Re: Evil Stick
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2014, 01:43:35 PM »
It should be on the shelf right next to the Silver Shamrock masks.
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Re: Evil Stick
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2014, 02:28:50 PM »
It should be on the shelf right next to the Silver Shamrock masks.

Getting some mileage out of that reference,  aren't ya?
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Re: Evil Stick
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2014, 11:51:08 AM »
Mainway Toys, Inc.

Bag O'Glass
Listen we put a label on every bag it says...
"Kid be careful, broken glass"
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Re: Evil Stick
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2014, 02:00:14 PM »
They survived and have risen from the shadows...

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