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I went to the wrong high school...again

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Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2014, 03:25:49 PM »
I'd hit that so hard, that her screams would rise up to heaven, and Jesus himself would come down to tap me on the shoulder, and tell me to settle down.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2014, 03:47:01 PM »
I'd hit it so hard it would break her mamm's hip.
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Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2014, 03:55:20 PM »
I'd hit that harder than buzz hit on Mrs. Dallas.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2014, 04:16:40 PM »
I'd hit it so hard, all the women in her family would have babies.
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Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2014, 04:18:03 PM »
I'd be on that like the last helicopter out of Saigon.
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Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2014, 04:25:40 PM »
I'd be on that like black on a Ninja.
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Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2014, 04:29:33 PM »
I'd spank that harder than I spank it.
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Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
« Reply #27 on: November 14, 2014, 04:32:18 PM »
I'd hit it like it was Rihanna. - Signed, Chris Brown
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Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
« Reply #28 on: November 14, 2014, 04:32:53 PM »
I'd hit me. - Signed, Pee Wee Herman
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Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
« Reply #29 on: November 14, 2014, 04:51:12 PM »
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
« Reply #30 on: November 14, 2014, 05:00:44 PM »
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
« Reply #31 on: November 14, 2014, 09:31:21 PM »
I'd hit it so hard Clubber Lang would pity himself.
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Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
« Reply #32 on: November 15, 2014, 07:32:25 AM »
You win the internetz today
You all have won. Laugh I did.
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