Pre-Dick-Shunz

[Snaggletiger]

Pre-dick-shun number 1.  Auburn will skull fruck the Aggies similar to what they did to LSU.  Freshman QB starting his second game, on the road in JHS.  Just read where they lost their starting right tackle for the season and are doing some major shuffling on the O-line.  In addition, their leading tackler, DeShazer Everett (sp?) is listed as doubtful with a bad elbow injury.  Granted, Sumlin's offense is slinging the ball around and granted, we have been teh suxxors lately in the secondary.  But if they couldn't run the mighty War Hawks out of the stadium, there's no excuse for us not stomping that ass Saturday.

The Auburn War Eagles  48

Faggies  20


Number B.  Baton Rude.  Night game.  Corn Dogs playing at a different level since getting raped by MSU and Auburn.  Turds have toyed with opponents at the Crapstone and looked very average to suck on the road.  LSU pounded the ball straight at Ole Miss with good success, but still didn't hang but 10 on them in the win. Not gonna' happen against Bama.  LSU will have to find some way to move other than strictly between the tackles.  10-17 points is not going to cut it against Lord Saybinz.  And I honestly don't see where they're going to get any other offense from.  Regretfully:

Unwashed:  28

Urine Soaked Nerfs:  14

Pre-dick-shun number 3.  There will be drinking at the X-Gate on Saturday.  Trust me.  I'm usually very accurate with my predictions.

[AUChizad]

60 point victory or bust.

[Snaggletiger]

60 point victory or bust.

Bama won't score that much.

[Tiger Wench]

Pre-dick-shun number 3.  There will be drinking at the X-Gate on Saturday.  Trust me.  I'm usually very accurate with my predictions.

I am in full agreeance with this one.  My corollary:

Corollary 1-A:   I have historically tried not to drink during the Auburn game because in my past experience, it always seems as though they play drunk when I am drunk and the outcome is never pretty - total superstition but there you have it. In fact, I have never consumed an alcoholic beverage inside the lovely confines of JHS before. However, in light of TAMU's woes right now, that changes this weekend, because I am pretty sure I could be drunk off my ass and my beloved Tigers will still hang high double digits on the Aggs.  So even though Uncle Sani has already made one trip to the likker store in preparation for my arrival, I am predicting that one trip ain't gonna be sufficient.

Corrollary Prediction:  A few Sapphire mini's stashed in a coat pocket, a collectible cup full of Seven Up and I will be tipsy as a tilt-o-whirl by half time.

As for the other predicktionies:  I am gonna call the upset this weekend.  I think the Turds are walking into Tiger Stadium with their eyes on MSU.  I think they are looking at the dismal offensive production the Faux Tigers have put up, and have blown them off completely.  Already put the check in the "W" column.  But this is The Hat.  It's a night game in Tiger Stadium. The Corndog fans have all damn day to get drunk and rowdy and ready to make some noise.  Simms hears footsteps all night and gets rattled.  Turd special teams experience another massive clusterfuck and wind up being made to walk back to Turdscaloser.  This Tiger team found a way to beat Ole Miss and they will find a way to beat the Turds too, most likely as time expires in the 4th.

Faux Tigers:  21

Goathumping Turds:  14

[jmar]

Not predicting our game only hoping JJ gets more than a quarters worth of work and CAP gets out of the game quickly. Not fond of stat padding especially with so much ahead.

Not buying all the hype of one dimensional LSU v Turd strength.  31-13

 

[AUTiger1]

blah, blah, blah, blah.....

I predict that I will cut you on Saturday! 

[The Six]

White Boy Dancing 42
Missing Johnny Bad 30

Nuts in Your Face 21
Nuts on Your Face 13

Satan Worshiping Hotties of the Desert 28
Indiana Catholics  21

[Buzz Killington]

Stop.  Hammer Time  52
Stop.  With the milkmen outfits  17

Dance in the kitchen till the broad daylight  17
And we're gonna be back...back on top  13

Over/under on the number of midget dances at the X-Gate:  5

[WiregrassTiger]

It only matters what the committee thinks. This thread is futile. But, AU will win in a close one. Down to the wire. 52-17. Other games 21-13 and 31-28.

[jmar]

It only matters what the committee thinks. This thread is futile. But, AU will win in a close one. Down to the wire. 52-17. Other games 21-13 and 31-28.

So Auburn can't win right away?

[Catphish Tilly]

UF will still throw less than a dozen passes, as Muschamp works to prove a willingness to air it out more.

[Godfather]

White Boy Dancing 42
Missing Johnny Bad 30

You out your damned mind.

If that's the score come Sunday, I will be hot.

48-17

[Snaggletiger]

I predict that I will cut you on Saturday!

Alright, which one of you bitches "liked" this post? 

[Tiger Wench]

You out your damned mind.

If that's the score come Sunday, I will be hot.

If TAMU scores thirty on us, it better be because Jake Holland and Neiko Thorpe have come out of retirement and Ellis decides to only play a five man defense.  As in, only five men on the field.

[Godfather]

If TAMU scores thirty on us, it better be because Jake Holland and Neiko Thorpe have come out of retirement and Ellis decides to only play a five man defense.  As in, only five men on the field.

Dats what I'm sayin.   I'm not even sure they get the 17 in my prediction.

[The Six]

Dats what I'm sayin.   I'm not even sure they get the 17 in my prediction.

Junk scores long after it's over. We ain't go depth in the secondary, ya'll. Hell, we barely got a secondary.

Don't matter though. A win's a win.

[WiregrassTiger]

UF will still throw less than a dozen passes, as Muschamp works to prove a willingness to air it out more.

I don't think they'll be throwing much with the 4'6" QB.

[WiregrassTiger]

If TAMU scores thirty on us, it better be because Jake Holland and Neiko Thorpe have come out of retirement and Ellis decides to only play a five man defense.  As in, only five men on the field.

At least it would be easier to spot two number 1's playing at the same time.

[AUTiger1]

Alright, which one of you bitches "liked" this post?

The one from Cullman.

[Snaggletiger]

The one from Cullman.

That bitch