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« on: November 06, 2014, 11:20:53 AM »
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Re: Hot for Cheerleader
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2014, 11:32:42 AM »
Officer, please help me.  This tall blonde with huge titties and incredibly smokin' body is forcing me to have hot, sweaty monkey love with her...multiple times.  Please, you gotta' do something.
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Re: Hot for Cheerleader
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2014, 11:36:40 AM »
If a hot former cheerleader had gotten me drunk and blown me at age 15, I'm not sure that I could have kept that a secret from my buddies.
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Re: Hot for Cheerleader
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2014, 11:38:54 AM »
If a hot former cheerleader had gotten me drunk and blown me at age 15, I'm not sure that I could have kept that a secret from my buddies.

It's not worth doing if you can't tell somebody.
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Re: Hot for Cheerleader
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2014, 11:57:55 AM »
If a hot former cheerleader had gotten me drunk and blown me at age 15, I'm not sure that I could have kept that a secret from my buddies.


At 15, my first shot would have been inside my pants.
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Re: Hot for Cheerleader
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2014, 12:06:50 PM »
Blew him on the roof.

Took him inside, stripped to her drawers, blew him again and then said when he could get it back up she'd like to fuck. 

He "decided to leave." 

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Re: Hot for Cheerleader
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2014, 12:12:51 PM »
If a hot former cheerleader had gotten me drunk and blown me at age 15, I'm not sure that I could have kept that a secret from my buddies.
Unless it was a boy cheerleader.
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Re: Hot for Cheerleader
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2014, 12:17:59 PM »
If a hot former cheerleader had gotten me drunk and blown me at age 15, I'm not sure that I could have kept that a secret from my buddies.

My buddies would not have ratted me out....

They would have gone behind my back to try to get it themselves.
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Hot for Cheerleader
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2014, 12:19:46 PM »
My buddies would not have ratted me out....

They would have gone behind my back to try to get it themselves.
That always hurts, when a friend goes behind your back and gets it like that. Were you sore?
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Re: Hot for Cheerleader
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2014, 12:20:47 PM »
That always hurts, when a friend goes behind your back and gets it like that. Were you sore?

Nah. I eventually talked them into sharing...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Hot for Cheerleader
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2014, 12:24:11 PM »
I know, double standard, boys are different, blah blah - but it doesn't make her any less a pedo.  I feel sleezey sometimes drooling over our football players and they are all but grown ass men.  No fifteen year old boy would ever be sexy goods to me and for her to feel that is just wrong.  And if that were my son?  I'd be pissed as hell.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled teenaged fantasies.   :rant:
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Re: Hot for Cheerleader
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2014, 12:50:15 PM »
I know, double standard, boys are different, blah blah - but it doesn't make her any less a pedo.  I feel sleezey sometimes drooling over our football players and they are all but grown ass men.  No fifteen year old boy would ever be sexy goods to me and for her to feel that is just wrong.  And if that were my son?  I'd be pissed as hell.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled teenaged fantasies.   :rant:

All I heard was Charlie Brown's teacher.  WAA WAA WAAAAA

He should have at least tapped that from behind.....and from the front....and from the side...from the top and from the bottom.....before he told on her.
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Re: Hot for Cheerleader
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2014, 01:10:39 PM »
All I heard was Charlie Brown's teacher.  WAA WAA WAAAAA

I think I was pretty clear that I was just registering what I knew would be a decidedly minority opinion. 

Carry on.
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Re: Hot for Cheerleader
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2014, 01:47:27 PM »
Blew him on the roof.

Took him inside, stripped to her drawers, blew him again and then said when he could get it back up she'd like to fuck. 

He "decided to leave." 

 :facepalm:

Kids these days...geez.
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Re: Hot for Cheerleader
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2014, 02:45:13 PM »
I think I was pretty clear that I was just registering what I knew would be a decidedly minority opinion. 

Carry on.

She's not black.

And she is probably already registered?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Hot for Cheerleader
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2014, 02:59:40 PM »
All I heard was Charlie Brown's teacher.  WAA WAA WAAAAA

He should have at least tapped that from behind.....and from the front....and from the side...from the top and from the bottom.....before he told on her.

From the East side to the West side, get it girl
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Re: Hot for Cheerleader
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2014, 01:38:03 PM »
There's just more evidence that we are a society that likes to act like prudes with sex (see the MPAA) yet we beat ourselves over the head with sexual desire at every turn (see all advertising). And 15 year old boys think about as straight as a set of Arby's fries. I agree with TW, he's a victim in this even if we all want to live vicariously through our teenaged fantasies. That's sad because he'll have a hard time not associating sex - which is a normal, natural thing - with something elicit.
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Re: Hot for Cheerleader
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2014, 01:46:35 PM »
We need a female version of NAMBLA.

They both could use the same acronym. 
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