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Hey, I Was Kidding

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Hey, I Was Kidding
« on: November 06, 2014, 02:20:46 PM »
What the hell gets into people?  Do they get drunk and think, "Yeah, this will be a riot.  People will love this."  In today's world, you think you can even twatter something like this as a joke and not realize you're about to get your ass handed to you?  Have you not paid attention to anything the past 10 years?  anywho....coppage de la pasta foxnewz.kum

Comedian Artie Lange isn't going to be on ESPN anytime soon after his sexually charged and racist Twitter rant on Wednesday directed at ESPN reporter Cari Champion.

In it, he explicitly detailed his sexual fantasy with the sports journalist.

“The chick on ESPNs First Take is so Fu**in hot," he tweeted.

Howard Stern’s former sidekick then described a "slave fantasy" involving Champion.

“Here's the scenario I'm using to jerk off to chick on First Take I'm T. Jefferson & she's my slave. She beats the s**t out of me & runs free.”

ESPN's rep told FOX411: “His (Lange’s) comments were reprehensible and no one should be subjected to such hateful language. They objectify and demean one of our valued employees under the thin guise of 'comedy' and are offensive to all of us. We will not dignify them with any other comment.”

Lange tweeted an apology, saying it was a joke, but it was too late. 

TMZ reported that ESPN had banned the controversial comic from ever appearing on the network, and Lang also lost a scheduled Comedy Central appearance due to his comments.

FOX411 reached out to Lange and Champion, but did not receive comment.


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Re: Hey, I Was Kidding
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2014, 02:26:01 PM »
I have sexual fantasy about you dancing around me throwing little pickles at me.
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Re: Hey, I Was Kidding
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2014, 02:30:51 PM »
I have sexual fantasy about you dancing around me throwing little pickles at me.

I want to Danza Slap you so bad.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Hey, I Was Kidding
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2014, 03:09:56 PM »
Not any worse than the juvenility around here. I used to think some of it was funny, I'm ashamed to admit. But now, it's like every other post involves some sexist, racist or homophobic remark. Or, a my penis is so big story.

Nothing will change until fines are levied. I welcome that day.
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Re: Hey, I Was Kidding
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2014, 03:41:37 PM »
I have sexual fantasy about you dancing around me throwing little pickles at me.

Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Hey, I Was Kidding
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2014, 03:48:37 PM »
Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.
Why am I the only one that has that dream?
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Re: Hey, I Was Kidding
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2014, 04:01:23 PM »
Why am I the only one that has that dream?

I think the young people like it when I 'get down' verbally.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."