My scores were off but still, please to be bowing down to my awesomenessability in saying the Turds and Dawgs wouldn't break a sweat. The Golden Homos made it much closer than I thought, but according to Brian Kelley, pancaking two DB's was actually busted coverage.
I don't foresee a lot of close games this week with the exception of a little tilt down in Baton Rude. While I get an uneasy feeling (which could be the beefy burrito I had for lunch) when it seems like the media nor the fan base are talking about the Cock this weekend, I have to trust that means squat and Gus has his guys focused on stroking Spurrier's club. If we play decent defense and Marshall makes the right reads, I see the good guys pulling away in the 4th.
Murrica's Team: 38
Darth Visor's Cock: 20
Tennessee sucks. What more can you say? Okay, they really suck. The only possible way this is less than a 30 point win for the Knuckledraggers is that if there truly is something to their supreme suckage playing away from the Crapstoned. Not in this case. You would actually have to have an opponent capable of putting up a fight.
Mouth Breathers: 48
World's Biggest Bowl of Cheetoes: 17
I give them their just due. Ole Miss has a very solid club, top to bottom. World beaters? Juggernaut? Not even close. But talented and experienced. What will we get from the Fighting Nutria? The team that looked overmatched without a QB against MSU and Auburn? Or the one that looked like it found itself in destroying a pretty decent Kentucky squad? Every year, The Hat seems to pull one out his ass and I think this is the week he does it again. Yeah, I gave OM 5 points in the BFTC. I went with the favorite. But here, I'm pulling for the upset. And, I'm hoping it's a night game.
I Smell Corn Dogs: 28
You're Still Ole Miss (+1 to Sani): 24
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