Thoughts - Week Alabama Party

[jmar]

Y'all make fun of this, and I get it, but I have to admit - with a shitastically hard schedule like we still have ahead of us, we had damn well better have this mindset.  We cannot look ahead to any other game but the one we are playing this week (Samford excluded).  Even the Cocks this weekend can't be taken for granted.  I am pretty sure I have heard Gustav and a few of the players use this exact phrase.  It's the only way to stay focused on the tremendous task at hand.

You are of course correct as you so often are however if I was concerned that Trovon Reed and Ricardo Louis were reading jmar's posts or that the team was following our lead and looking past opponents I would naturally refrain from such posts. But since I don't automatically grab a handful of jersey or routinely drop passes I think we are safe in trusting the staff to do its job in keeping our player's heads on scraight.

[WiregrassTiger]

Cocaine helps me stay focused.

[jmar]

Cocaine helps me stay focused.

Have you not learned anything from Rick Dees?

[Godfather]

Y'all make fun of this, and I get it, but I have to admit - with a shitastically hard schedule like we still have ahead of us, we had damn well better have this mindset.  We cannot look ahead to any other game but the one we are playing this week (Samford excluded).  Even the Cocks this weekend can't be taken for granted.  I am pretty sure I have heard Gustav and a few of the players use this exact phrase.  It's the only way to stay focused on the tremendous task at hand.

Therein lies the joke, for while the coaches and players need to use this mantra (and I am sure do) we as fans do not.

[jmar]

Therein lies the joke, for while the coaches and players need to use this mantra (and I am sure do) we as fans do not.

Fuck the Ackbars right in the Grove!

[Buzz Killington]

Y'all make fun of this, and I get it, but I have to admit - with a shitastically hard schedule like we still have ahead of us, we had damn well better have this mindset.  We cannot look ahead to any other game but the one we are playing this week (Samford excluded).  Even the Cocks this weekend can't be taken for granted.  I am pretty sure I have heard Gustav and a few of the players use this exact phrase.  It's the only way to stay focused on the tremendous task at hand.

Never take the cocks for granted.  They can come back to slap you in the face if you do.

[Godfather]

I don't think the cocks will be that hard, their offense seems to be down this year almost flaccid.

[Snaggletiger]

I don't think the cocks will be that hard, their offense seems to be down this year almost flaccid.

You underestimate what the cocks can do and they'll stick it to you.  They're most dangerous when they're behind.

[dallaswareagle]

You underestimate what the cocks can do and they'll stick it to you.  They're most dangerous when they're behind.

Especially if they haven't had any satisfaction lately. First time they do the just unload all over the place. 

[Godfather]

You underestimate what the cocks can do and they'll stick it to you.  They're most dangerous when they're behind.

I'll just cum right out and say it, I think they suck.

[jmar]

I'll just cum right out and say it, I think they suck.

There you have it, flaccid or hard... cock's suck!
I'm willing to bet most of you here don't know the first thing about cock safety.
And did you know a well conditioned, properly maintained cock can last one a lifetime?

[WiregrassTiger]

I'll just cum right out and say it, I think they suck.

I don't mind being so bold as to say, I think we'll swallow them right up. Wait....

[jmar]

I don't mind being so bold as to say, I think we'll swallow them right up. Wait....

You be bold WT...just know that if you fail your cock it will fail you.

[WiregrassTiger]

You underestimate what the roosters can do and they'll stick it to you.  They're most dangerous when they're behind.

They can definitely get nasty when they get you from behind. Take it from me, we do not want to go there.

Hopefully, we can block them and jerk them off the field in short order. If they have a long, sustained drive, we shoiuld be prepared for an explosion.

[jmar]

They can definitely get nasty when they get you from behind. Take it from me, we do not want to go there.

Hopefully, we can block them and jerk them off the field in short order. If they have a long, sustained drive, we shoiuld be prepared for an explosion.

Yes but the best defense is to put pressure on them, move them from their spot and hurry or even sack them. Always best to keep the upper hand when they start getting unruly.

[Buzz Killington]

I don't mind being so bold as to say, I think we'll swallow them right up. Wait....

Don't hold back your true feelings about the cocks. 

[War Eagle!!!]

Y'all make fun of this, and I get it, but I have to admit - with a shitastically hard schedule like we still have ahead of us, we had damn well better have this mindset.  We cannot look ahead to any other game but the one we are playing this week (Samford excluded).  Even the Cocks this weekend can't be taken for granted.  I am pretty sure I have heard Gustav and a few of the players use this exact phrase.  It's the only way to stay focused on the tremendous task at hand.

I don't have to stay focused for shit...

[jmar]

I don't have to stay focused for shit...

This one is just begging for a cock uprising.

[Snaggletiger]

If you're a tight end, you really have to love the Cocks.

[jmar]

If you're a tight end, you really have to love the Cocks.

We went to H-backs. Tight ends are required to catch more balls.