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Bayfest reviews
« on: October 05, 2014, 02:40:13 PM »
Kristy Lee
Hippie folk music.  Got nothing out of it, wanted her to stop singing. 

Amos Lee
No idea who he was, but he had a nice flow.  Don't think I've ever heard anything he's done.  Closed with a rendition of the Game of Thrones theme.  I liked that. 

Joan Jett
Doesn't look as old as she is (56).  Still wearing the same outfit she wore in 1981. Don't think she's ever taken it off. At least it still fits.  Still sporting the same hairstyle she was in 1981.   Her songs were punchy, the lyrics contrived.  Even the "new" music she claimed she wrote with Dave Grohl was just lacking something and seemed forced.  It reminded me of what happens when you hand Ace Frehley a guitar and make him the front man.  I love Ace, but his music is just bad, his vocals are flat and his lyrics lack imagination.  It's a little creepy hearing a 56 year old woman singing about "touching her there" and making sexual moans.  Her entire set seemed sapped of energy and a beat or two slow. 

Kid Rock
His motherfucking set was motherfucking energetic and motherfucking schizophrenic and motherfucking interesting.  And he said motherfucker about 45,201 times.  On top of all the other blue words he blasted throughout the whole set.  Bayfest is an outdoor event and there were a lot of families there.  Artists are "encouraged" to use their radio edit versions of songs so the event can remain family friendly.  Kid motherfucking Rock fucked that fucking shit right in the fucking pussy.  Saw a lot of people packing up their kids and fleeing in horror.  As much as I hate to admit it, I enjoyed his set.  He was crass and redneck but very clearly has fun on stage and revels in the image he's created for himself.  The infectious energy he brought to the stage was such a contrast to the flat and listless performance of Joan Jett who preceded him that it made his seem like so much more fun.  Not something I need to see more than once -- and good GOD I could do without the ancient crones dressed up as teenage hookers grinding on their sugar poppas.  It was sickening to watch a 60-ish painted up whore in teenage-appropriate clothes simulate oral sex on a gray haired paunchy man while Kid delivered "Only God Knows Why"
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Re: Bayfest reviews
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2014, 06:11:48 PM »
Excellent review as always. Gets me laughing out loud.
Just recently sampled some of Kid Rock's latest and I think the guy is actually improving musically though I take it there's no change with his persona.
And I get a bit uneasy myself these days when an aged, scantilly dressed female is fetching a beer for me in a lounge, but grinding on a fat fuck in public. Yesh!

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Re: Bayfest reviews
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2014, 08:22:27 PM »
Thanks for review. Planned on going but got caught up in Pensacola Beach Songwriters Festival. I don't have a good way with written words but would love to share some you tube video of what I saw and heard. I will start another thread or put here with your permission. Actually might belong in the good country thread. I need to see Kid Rock soon. Never heard a bad review.
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Re: Bayfest reviews
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2014, 09:00:51 PM »
It was sickening to watch a 60-ish painted up whore in teenage-appropriate clothes simulate oral sex on a gray haired paunchy man while Kid delivered "Only God Knows Why"

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Bayfest reviews
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2014, 02:24:58 AM »
Kaos is a wordsmith.
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Re: Bayfest reviews
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2014, 06:42:18 PM »
Kaos is a wordsmith.

Want it on my tombstone.
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Re: Bayfest reviews
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2014, 10:23:00 PM »
Bayfest Reviews Part II

Magic!
One hit wonder.  Catchy song that dominated the summer, but the rest of their catalog is crappy as hell. Canadian reggae.  I've heard some godawful drunken renditions of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun at karaoke bars, sung by staggering Ohio State coeds with thick trunks and thicker ankles.  (Worst looking girls I've ever seen were in Columbus Ohio and it hasn't been close).  Those ragged, intoxicated beef cows sounded ten times better than Magic! did doing that song.  The lead singer was off key all night, even on their signature song, and his backing band dragged and/or raced ahead in every song.  Timing was absolutely terrible.  These guys shot their wad with the one summer song and had nothing else to offer.  Playing Bayfest may be the highlight of their careers.  Seeing them there was a lowlight of mine. 

Earth Wind & Fire
I was ten the first time I heard Phillip Bailey and the EWF crew funk up the radio.  Love them then. Love them now.  Despite their advanced age (Baily and the crazy-looking bassist Verdine White are both 63) they delivered what was probably the best set of the entire event.  I saw them back in their 1970s full funk heyday with the white suits, stacks, flashing lights, fog, mirrors and 500 singers/dancers/horns on stage.  They were a little like KISS to me at that time.  Blew me away with their showmanship and even more so with the music (which KISS never really did although I do love most of the KISS catalog).  EWF just put together a fantastic and infectious musical experience.  They were still great, but obviously slowed by age.  Not slowed?  Phillip Bailey. Well, maybe slowed a little.  But he still took on the insane notes of Fantasy and comported himself very well.  I was amazed to hear someone of his age and longevity still hit those tones.  So what if the band was half a step slower, looked like they might be hurting in places (like hips and joints) and they didn't have quite the energy they had in 1977. The idea that they've been doing this and doing it well for 40-plus years is amazing.  I looked around and saw people dancing.  Young and old.  My kids were dancing away and loving it.  So were the old people in front of us.  I love EWF and was glad to see them for the fourth time still kicking it. 

Overall
When I first saw the lineup I was not entirely unhappy.  Thought it would be good.  The closer it got and when we started looking at how the acts were spread out, it became apparent that the event was going to SUCK.  They booked Ludacris, Alabama and Stone Temple Pilots at the same time on a Friday night.  Two of the three acts I was interested in seeing were ruled out because Friday is football. 

Saturday they had Joan Jett and Kid Rock at the same time as Jane's Addiction and All That Remains.  So I had to choose between two mediocre "eh, I sort of want to see that" bands AND the Auburn game.  I had clients in town I had to entertain so I missed the whole game and endured a slow Joan Jett set and a profane Kid Rock red fest. 

Sunday was devoid of anything ANYBODY wanted to see with the exception of one person who wandered over to Bradley Gilbert (who the hell is that?) and we went from Magic! to EWF.  One hit (four years ago) wonder Foster The People was our other lame ass choice. 

Today I saw where turnout was pitiful for the event and the organizers were "scratching their heads" wondering why.  The main guy blamed it on so many people being disappointed that Alabama lost that they just stayed home.  Idiot. 

Meanwhile the Biloxi casinos truck tons of bands people would probably be willing to see in week after week.  Styx, Asia, Rick Springfield, Foreigner, Journey, ZZTop, O'Jays, and tons more have been there recently. 

Meanwhile Hangout Fest draws huge crowds with lineups that feature Tom Petty, Outkast, Stevie Wonder, Dave Matthews (who sucks penii), The Black Keys, Macklemore and more like that. 

And the Bayfest organizers are "scratching their heads" over shitty turnout?  I've helped sponsor the event for six or seven years.  I watched ticket prices go up this year by $15 each as the talent level dropped significantly.  Unless Bayfest 2015 hits a talent home run, I've sponsored my last one.  I'd hate to see it go, but I think people in Biloxi or somewhere else would do a better job than Mobile does at this point. 

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Re: Bayfest reviews
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2014, 08:22:12 AM »
I'd like to go to Hangout fest next year. Tired of hearing about how awesome it is. They pull some great acts there.

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Re: Bayfest reviews
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2014, 10:47:43 AM »
Wouldn't mind going to both Bayfest and Hangout depending on the lineup.  I also would love to go to Cask and Drum in B'ham one of these years. 
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Re: Bayfest reviews
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2014, 10:48:44 AM »
I wanted to see Jane's Addiction do "Nothing Shocking" from start to finish.  Did not, however, want to mix with the Bayfest hoi polloi.
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Re: Bayfest reviews
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2014, 03:35:36 PM »
I wanted to see Jane's Addiction do "Nothing Shocking" from start to finish.  Did not, however, want to mix with the Bayfest hoi polloi.

I'd have been glad to hoi polloi you.  Had tickets and VIP passes I couldn't give away.
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