Treasures destroyed

[Kaos]

They're doing a Ghostbusters reboot.  With an all female cast likely to include that fat tub of unfunny hippo lard Melissa McCarthy and that skinny big forehead girl with creepy arms and little talent Kristin Wiig.  Directed by the luminary that brought us the one-joke Bridesmaids and the cringe-inducing shit fest The Heat.

Why must they RAPE everything that resonates with me?

What's next, an Indiana Jones reboot with Kim Kardashian as Dr. Jones?

Retool The Godfather and put Megan Fox as Don Corleone? Featuring Tara Reid as Michael, Tori Spelling as Fredo and one of the Olsen twins as Sonny? 

An Officer and a Gentleman starring Justin and Kelley? 

A Raising Arizona remake with Chad Michael Murray and Victoria Justice? 

To Kill a Mockingbird with Dane Cook as Atticus and Tim Meadows as Tom Robinson?  Or Molly Shannon as Atticus and Oprah as Robinson? 


Redoing Ghostbusters is the worst idea I've ever heard of. 

[Catphish Tilly]

The only positive to this is the fact that it is a new series altogether with no connection to the original films. I was always pleased to read of Bill Murray once again turning down whatever script Aykroyd had written for a 3rd film this time, or that time, or for the umpteenth time.

As much as the series meant to my childhood, I never wanted to see my witty analog heroes of the 80's fumbling around with touchscreen photon packs, TomTom maps of Hell, and some Shia Lebouf rookie (a la Indy 4), all the while busting CGI ghosts.

[Saniflush]

What's next, an Indiana Jones reboot with Kim Kardashian as Dr. Jones?

You call her Dr. Kardashian.

[Snaggletiger]

Won't watch a second of it.  IMO, with a few exceptions, most remakes or sequels just shouldn't be done.  I'm cool doing that with a lot of the Marvel or DC character films.  I grew up on those comics so there were ever changing story lines.  I loved the original Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back.  The next 27 sequels just lost me.  Didn't care.  Predator 2 made me want to puke.  The Predator himself was a great concept.  Super intelligent, kick ass alien monster.  But the movie was only partially about the alien.  It was more about a band of macho, muscled up, military style bad actors ripping up the jungle and saying badass lines. 

You're ghostin' us mother fucker.

There's something out there.  And it ain't no man.

Just stop.  No need for a sequel. None.  You totally missed what made the original such a guy flick.  Yeah, in case you didn't notice, I have a huge man crush on this movie.     

[Godfather]

You call her Dr. Kardashian.

  monitor invoice incoming.

[Godfather]

Won't watch a second of it.  IMO, with a few exceptions, most remakes or sequels just shouldn't be done.  I'm cool doing that with a lot of the Marvel or DC character films.  I grew up on those comics so there were ever changing story lines.  I loved the original Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back.  The next 27 sequels just lost me.  Didn't care.  Predator 2 made me want to puke.  The Predator himself was a great concept.  Super intelligent, kick ass alien monster.  But the movie was only partially about the alien.  It was more about a band of macho, muscled up, military style bad actors ripping up the jungle and saying badass lines. 

You're ghostin' us mother fucker.

There's something out there.  And it ain't no man.

Just stop.  No need for a sequel. None.  You totally missed what made the original such a guy flick.  Yeah, in case you didn't notice, I have a huge man crush on this movie.   

I'm gonna have me some fun, I'm gonna have me some fun

[Snaggletiger]

I'm gonna have me some fun, I'm gonna have me some fun

^^Get's it^^

[Catphish Tilly]

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

[Snaggletiger]

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

That line alone should have put The Body in the Academy's.

[Godfather]