Putcha Preedickshuns Heya

Snaggletiger · « **on:** October 01, 2014, 10:35:16 AM »

To me, this is the weekend when things could start getting really scrambled up, especially in the SEC West. Huge games all over the board. Still so much is unknown about so many teams because some, like Ole Miss and Bama, really haven't played anybody yet. But they'll get their chance against each other. Auburn has two quality wins IMO but has looked really suspect on offense lately while the defense is looking Tuberville-esque. My thoughts before the season were if our defense could get the ppg under 20, we should be a player at the end given what our O will do. Now, I'm worrying about the offense a bit. We'll see this weekend. Just some early defensive stats on the 4 teams:

Overall Defense National Ranking

3. Ole Miss
4. Bama
15. Auburn
38. LSU

Ole Miss is giving up 8.5 ppg and 248 yards. Bama gives up 14 ppg and 250 yards. The good guys are where I was hoping they would be, yielding 16.3 ppg so far. LSU is down in a lot of defensive categories but only give up 13 a game, skewed by a shutout of New Mexico State.

Real Tigers: 37

Urine Soaked Nerfs: 20

Unwashed Masses: 28

Racist Black Bears: 27

Faggies: 24

Florida's Next Coach: 23

Name yo sco on these or any others.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #1 on:** October 01, 2014, 10:46:33 AM »

Us--33
Them--24

Updykes-35
Ole Piss--20

Slow Readers with illegal noisemakers used to make up for lack of facilities and talent--37
Don't ask don't tells with all boy cheerleaders--30

GH2001 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 01, 2014, 10:52:44 AM »

Teh War Eagul Plainzmens 38
Grass Eaters 21

Cokers R Us 31
Dr. Freeze 13

The Fighting Mullens 34
Aggies Blew Load Too Early 24

ssgaufan · « **Reply #3 on:** October 01, 2014, 11:00:48 AM »

Us 38
Them 24

Sister fuckers 24
Fighting Bo's 17

Starkvegas sucks 41
Bonfire engineers 35

Fighting Cheetos 31
Muschamps last stand 21

Saniflush · « **Reply #4 on:** October 01, 2014, 11:08:52 AM »

Orange tigers - 42
Purple dranks - 24

TTownTom - 34
Oxford wearers - 14

Collie molesters - 34
West side leg humpers - 27

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #5 on:** October 01, 2014, 11:12:42 AM »

Gus Bus - 31
Les Mess - 21

Black Rebels - 24
AmariCan'ts - 21

Comin' Mullen - 35
Aggonies - 24

Butch'a'tears - 28
Floor'I'Oughta - 10

Godfather · « **Reply #6 on:** October 01, 2014, 11:32:52 AM »

Gus Bus - 42
Big Hats - 17

Booger Eaters - 34
It's a Trap - 21

Camp Fire Roasters - 38
Cowbell U - 35

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 01, 2014, 11:54:20 AM »

Aubren Woe Iggles - 27
Bingel Tiggers - 21

Lord Sidious and Kiffin Cakes - 42
General Black Bear Akbars - 14

Jizz Jars - 38
The Fighting Hunchback - 27

chinook · « **Reply #8 on:** October 01, 2014, 12:08:06 PM »

we're so fast - 6
we smell like corndogs - 0

3 claimed titles - 34
15 claimed titles - 17

wood decking - 3.50
marble decking - 8.50

djsimp · « **Reply #9 on:** October 01, 2014, 01:52:50 PM »

Tim Cook - 40
James Carville - 21

Jim Nabors - 35
Michael Oher - 28

Machine Gun Kelly - 45
Lyle Lovett - 42

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #10 on:** October 01, 2014, 05:50:58 PM »

Multiple Mascots: 31
Ellis Who: 21

Crooked Lawyers (East Side): 35
Crooked Lawyers (West Side): 17

Artificial Clangers: 41
Jorts: 13

jmar · « **Reply #11 on:** October 01, 2014, 07:47:06 PM »

Air Orbren 38 Marshall runs for two, throws for two.
Geaux Les Tigres 17 Les just loses too many to make up the difference. Les going nowhere.

Crimpsum Clowns 34 Kiffin keeps impressing.
Fifty cent headed Bo's 17 No ground game, and did I mention they have Bo Wallace?

Mullen's to Meechegan 31 Rumor already in motion.
Not so Johnny Footballers 20 Still overrated from last season.

The Six · « **Reply #12 on:** October 02, 2014, 01:56:44 PM »

Fast Ducks 44
Satan-Worshiping Mascots 22

Forest Gump 34
Light in August 16

Don't Fear The Reaper 31
After the Thrill is Gone 30

Midwest Catholics 27
West Coast Trees 17

High School Coach 28
Grass Eating Michigan Man 20

Godfather · « **Reply #13 on:** October 06, 2014, 02:30:35 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on October 01, 2014, 11:32:52 AM

Gus Bus - 42
Big Hats - 17

I win

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #14 on:** October 06, 2014, 02:35:39 PM »

Hey AUTailgating. Can I go ahead and drop this past week's BFTC picks? Is negative threeve a score?

Happy as hayull for all these magnificently glorious upsets. Hey Stoops

but sweet jeebus, I think I lost every game except Auburn.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #15 on:** October 06, 2014, 04:00:55 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 06, 2014, 02:35:39 PM

b] I think I lost every game except Auburn[/b].

I'm going to help you out on this one, since I like you so very much. The reason for this is because you suck.

Saniflush · « **Reply #16 on:** October 06, 2014, 04:10:06 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on October 06, 2014, 04:00:55 PM

I'm going to help you out on this one, since I like you so very much. The reason for this is because you suck.

It's like the quote function just keeps whipping dat ass.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #17 on:** October 06, 2014, 04:20:59 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on October 06, 2014, 04:00:55 PM

I'm going to help you out on this one, since I like you so very much. The reason for this is because you suck.

I'm taking the bus and you will not see me at the pancake social tomorrow.

djsimp · « **Reply #18 on:** October 06, 2014, 04:24:42 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on October 06, 2014, 04:10:06 PM

It's like the quote function just keeps whipping dat ass.

They have both been drinking the lake water.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #19 on:** October 06, 2014, 04:35:02 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 06, 2014, 02:35:39 PM

Hey AUTailgating. Can I go ahead and drop this past week's BFTC picks? Is negative threeve a score?

Happy as hayull for all these magnificently glorious upsets. Hey Stoops but sweet jeebus, I think I lost every game except Auburn.

I'll add up last week and the week before tomorrow. I will be dropping this week as well