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Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« on: September 30, 2014, 08:07:07 AM »
Pell City Tiger - have a great one and smoke 'em if you got 'em, buddy.
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2014, 08:34:30 AM »
Get funky like a roach leg...but keep your drink low or you'll get a yellow card.

Have a great one, Chief.
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2014, 08:45:02 AM »
Happy Birthday TIS PCT!  Hope your day is filled with 12 year old scotch and whures.
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2014, 08:52:37 AM »
You never ask a Navy man how old he is cause it's nobody's damn business how many years he has been on the Earth.
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2014, 08:56:39 AM »
because its not just a job, its a ....

Happy birthday!


hint hint...not an adventure...
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2014, 09:06:55 AM »
Happy Birfday old man.
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2014, 09:09:17 AM »
Get drunk, see some titties, smoke some smoke, drink 2 pots of coffee.....but just don't let a little black kid at X Gate show you how old you are.
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2014, 09:41:28 AM »
Very fitting on LSU week.  May a 108 pound, blonde, smoking hottay in a yellow dress sit on your face.  Happy Happy, Scotch
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2014, 09:46:37 AM »
Happy Birthday, Chief!
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2014, 09:52:25 AM »
I have become older through the years as well but it has been my experience that drunk chicks still dig me. Here's to drunk chicks and Happy Birthday. :bar:
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2014, 10:00:23 AM »
Happy Birthday you queer old sailor.
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2014, 11:17:15 AM »
Happy Birthday, Cheif!  Ditto what buzz said, but throw in a good cigar or two!
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2014, 03:15:39 PM »
Happy birthday to one of my favorite people on the planet.  Can't wait to see you in November!!

XOXOXOXOXOXOX!! 
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2014, 03:26:21 PM »
Happy birthday Chief? 50? WTF? You would have been just getting into the prime of your career if you would have stayed in. Might have made MCPON one day.
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2014, 05:05:57 PM »
Happy Happy Birthday, Chief! You make 50 look good! Unlike some of the other old bastards on here......

Have a great one!
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2014, 05:11:29 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on September 30, 2014, 05:05:57 PM
Happy Happy Birthday, Chief! You make 50 look good! Unlike some of the other old bastards on here......

Have a great one!

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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2014, 05:17:16 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 30, 2014, 05:11:29 PM
bitch please

Touchy touchy. No one named any names.

Besides you make 60 look good, Snags.
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2014, 05:27:55 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on September 30, 2014, 05:17:16 PM
Touchy touchy. No one named any names.

Besides you make 60 look good, Snags.

Well thank you. I......wait...son of a......
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2014, 05:38:44 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on September 30, 2014, 05:17:16 PM
Touchy touchy. No one named any names.

Besides you make 60 look good, Snags.

Ouch!
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2014, 06:30:31 PM »
You were a sailor on the first ironclad, right?
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