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Happy birthday
« on: September 24, 2014, 07:54:37 PM »
Happy birthday, Ranger12! Navy is going to beat Army for the 236th straight year.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2014, 08:18:03 PM »
Happy Birthday, Ranger.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2014, 09:21:14 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2014, 09:33:40 PM »
Happy Happy Joy Joy!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2014, 09:59:50 PM »
Is say happy birthday but he's to old to hear.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2014, 10:04:09 PM »
Happy day, brother!!!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2014, 07:47:47 AM »
Happy birthday ass......no really.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2014, 08:15:44 AM »
Happy Birthday!!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2014, 08:47:00 AM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2014, 09:28:08 AM »
Happy Bird Day. 
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2014, 10:03:00 PM »
Thanks assholes! It was a good day as I smoked a 9 lb Boston Butt on the bbq pit and when the wife got off work, she stopped by the grocery store and bought me my birthday present...more meat to eventually cook with fire. Later on she even let me stick my brat in her pit. :gig:

Chief, this is our year dammit! You hear me?! OUR YEAR!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2014, 10:51:45 PM »
Quote from: Ranger12 on September 25, 2014, 10:03:00 PM
Later on she even let me stick my brat in her pit.

Someone should have told simp that he's able to stuff the kids back in.  Probably could have saved him a lot of money.


Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2014, 10:05:40 AM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on September 25, 2014, 10:51:45 PM
Someone should have told simp that he's able to stuff the kids back in.  Probably could have saved him a lot of money.


Happy birthday!

Well yeah, damn. Now its a little too late. Might get kind of ugly sticking a 4 yr old back in the oven.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2014, 11:51:03 AM »
Quote from: djsimp on September 26, 2014, 10:05:40 AM
Well yeah, damn. Now its a little too late. Might get kind of ugly sticking a 4 yr old back in the oven.
and messy.

You could ask Uncle Sani he prolly knows.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2014, 12:10:08 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 26, 2014, 11:51:03 AM
and messy.

You could ask Uncle Sani he prolly knows.

Not sure that is a good idea. He might direct me to the wrong hole.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2014, 01:14:55 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on September 26, 2014, 12:10:08 PM
Not sure that is a good idea. He might direct me to the wrong hole.

There's a wrong one?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2014, 01:16:15 PM »
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2014, 01:30:13 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 26, 2014, 01:14:55 PM
There's a wrong one?

That all depends on the purpose and use of I would think.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2014, 01:37:47 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on September 26, 2014, 01:30:13 PM
That all depends on the purpose and use of I would think.

Well the purpose is my satisfaction and use would be any got damn way I wanna!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2014, 03:48:49 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 26, 2014, 01:14:55 PM
There's a wrong one?

He speaks for all of us
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