Me Thinks Jameis is toast

[AUTiger1]

"Fuck her right in the pussy."

http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2014-09-17/jameis-winston-stood-on-table-yelled-obscene-comment-fsu-quarterback-jimbo-fisher-punishment

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11555354/jameis-winston-florida-state-seminoles-banned-entire-game-vs-clemson-tigers

[Snaggletiger]

I was talking to an FSU fan the other day after Captain Crablegs got suspended and giving him some shit about his thug QB.  He actually said, "Look, he's just a young college kid.  They make mistakes.  I hope he uses this as a learning opportunity."

There was this long pause while I just stared at him.  Then he  and said, "I'm sorry, did I just say that?"

[AUChizad]

I hear about all of his academic success in High School and at FSU, and just scratch my head. Something doesn't add up.

Because any opportunity to show this video again is a good one.

[Snaggletiger]

That was skrong

[Buzz Killington]

I'm going to go ahead and claim the 2013 title just to be safe, along with 2004.  Got 4 bitches?

[GH2001]

That was skrong

So I say we skrong den.

[Ranger12]

Dan Patrick made a comment on his show Monday wondering if something might not be right in his head. I've started wondering the same thing after seeing him come out in full pads for the pre-game warm-ups Saturday. He is either so self-absorbed that the repercussions of his actions just do not register with him, or his elevator does not reach the top floor. The boy is not playing with a full box of crayons. He doesn't have both oars in the water. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. Not playing with a full deck. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead. He might be half a bubble off. Not the sharpest knife in the cabinet. One taco short of a combo. His driveway isn't going all the way to the road.

[AWK]

Dan Patrick made a comment on his show Monday wondering if something might not be right in his head. I've started wondering the same thing after seeing him come out in full pads for the pre-game warm-ups Saturday. He is either so self-absorbed that the repercussions of his actions just do not register with him, or his elevator does not reach the top floor. The boy is not playing with a full box of crayons. He doesn't have both oars in the water. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. Not playing with a full deck. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead. He might be half a bubble off. Not the sharpest knife in the cabinet. One taco short of a combo. His driveway isn't going all the way to the road.

What exactly are you trying to say?

[Jumbo]

Gate A @2:30

[GH2001]

Dan Patrick made a comment on his show Monday wondering if something might not be right in his head. I've started wondering the same thing after seeing him come out in full pads for the pre-game warm-ups Saturday. He is either so self-absorbed that the repercussions of his actions just do not register with him, or his elevator does not reach the top floor. The boy is not playing with a full box of crayons. He doesn't have both oars in the water. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. Not playing with a full deck. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead. He might be half a bubble off. Not the sharpest knife in the cabinet. One taco short of a combo. His driveway isn't going all the way to the road.

Wouldn't be surprised if he had something similar to ADHD or Aspergers. And Im being dead serious. Would explain the classroom smarts but also dumb spontaneous behavior.

[Townhallsavoy]

Wouldn't be surprised if he had something similar to ADHD or Aspergers. And Im being dead serious. Would explain the classroom smarts but also dumb spontaneous behavior.

I could see the Aspergers, but it's so mild I don't know if you could really diagnose him as autistic.  He definitely has some severe social awkwardness.  Even in his interviews you can tell he doesn't really know how to present himself like a normal person.  Almost like he's trying to mimic others. 

But he could just be an immature dumbass. 

[AUChizad]

I could see the Aspergers, but it's so mild I don't know if you could really diagnose him as autistic.  He definitely has some severe social awkwardness.  Even in his interviews you can tell he doesn't really know how to present himself like a normal person.  Almost like he's trying to mimic others. 

But he could just be an immature dumbass.

I'm going with this.

His middleschool Good Citizenship ribbons and even remaining eligible at FSU can be solely attributed to his athletic ability and teachers "grading on a curve", if you will.

[Godfather]

What exactly are you trying to say?

That he is no rocket surgeon.

[AUChizad]

What exactly are you trying to say?

I think he's saying he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. He's a few screws short of a hardware store. He's not the brightest bulb on the tree. The light’s on but no one’s home. His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels. His driveway doesn’t quite reach the road. He's not the fastest car on the track. His battery is not fully charged. He's not pulling a full wagon.

[WiregrassTiger]

Dan Patrick made a comment on his show Monday wondering if something might not be right in his head. I've started wondering the same thing after seeing him come out in full pads for the pre-game warm-ups Saturday. He is either so self-absorbed that the repercussions of his actions just do not register with him, or his elevator does not reach the top floor. The boy is not playing with a full box of crayons. He doesn't have both oars in the water. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. Not playing with a full deck. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead. He might be half a bubble off. Not the sharpest knife in the cabinet. One taco short of a combo. His driveway isn't going all the way to the road.

I have to say, even though I'm no Winston fan, all of this that you posted is overboard with the making fun. I know we all like to have a good time and everything but he is just a kid.

I think his problem is simply that the lights are on but no one is home.

[WiregrassTiger]

I think he's saying he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. He's a few screws short of a hardware store. He's not the brightest bulb on the tree. The light’s on but no one’s home. His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels. His driveway doesn’t quite reach the road. He's not the fastest car on the track. His battery is not fully charged. He's not pulling a full wagon.

You are a mofo. Do you know that?

[Buzz Killington]

Or maybe that he's about as sharp as a bowling ball.  He only has one oar in the water.  The gates are down, the lights are flashing but the train is not coming. A few tacos short of a combination #3.  No grain in the silo.  A few Bradys short of a bunch.

[Saniflush]

I have to say, even though I'm no Winston fan, all of this that you posted is overboard with the making fun. I know we all like to have a good time and everything but he is just a kid.

I think his problem is simply that the lights are on but no one is home.

Why do you insist on copying Chad?

The light’s on but no one’s home.

[WiregrassTiger]

Why do you insist on copying Chad?

I know what it looks like but the mofo copies me. Constantly. I've had about enough of this shit.

[AUTiger1]

I think he's saying he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. He's a few screws short of a hardware store. He's not the brightest bulb on the tree. The light’s on but no one’s home. His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels. His driveway doesn’t quite reach the road. He's not the fastest car on the track. His battery is not fully charged. He's not pulling a full wagon.

Bzzzzz.  Already used!

I have to say, even though I'm no Winston fan, all of this that you posted is overboard with the making fun. I know we all like to have a good time and everything but he is just a kid.

I think his problem is simply that the lights are on but no one is home.

Bzzzzz.  Already used!

Or maybe that he's about as sharp as a bowling ball.  He only has one oar in the water.  The gates are down, the lights are flashing but the train is not coming. A few tacos short of a combination #3. No grain in the silo.  A few Bradys short of a bunch.

Bzzzzz.  Already used!


At no point in any of your ramblings, incoherent responses were the three of you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award the three of you no points, and may God have mercy on your souls.