We wuz pawsuned boy!
I watched our Oliners tippy toein' around with they butt cheeks adrawn and I knowd something wuz out of sorts, an iffin you pay attention that's a heapa scrunching fer big fellers. And you mentioned Nick having the second thoughts which led me to my epiphoney. Whatcha think? We might a been victims of sheepiss an feces uh something.
In a catalog of unintelligible, incomprehensible posts, this one stands alone.
A little PCP in your LSD flakes this morning?