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Happy Belated Birthday to...
« on: September 22, 2014, 03:38:16 PM »
bgreene....dude sorry we missed wishing you a Happy Birthday.  At least you got to spend it with those you love.

« Last Edit: September 22, 2014, 04:03:22 PM by Godfather »
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to...
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2014, 03:42:15 PM »
hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to...
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2014, 03:44:35 PM »
Yes.Happy bloated birthday...
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to...
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2014, 03:49:56 PM »
I don't mean to be tellin you your business but that one seems to be getting a little pawsy.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to...
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2014, 03:54:15 PM »
Just me and my bitches.
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to...
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2014, 03:57:02 PM »
Just me and my bitches.

It's amazing that he found your exact body type.  Just needed some ink.
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to...
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2014, 04:00:51 PM »
Skins to dark.  Everybody knows I'm a ginger!
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to...
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2014, 04:11:07 PM »
Motorin, what's your price for flight?  In finding Mr. Right?
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to...
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2014, 04:38:53 PM »
Sometimes you just got to throw the dog a bone.
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to...
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2014, 05:09:43 PM »
Say what you will but I think those bitches are fine. I'll bet they made for a happy birthday.
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to...
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2014, 05:52:05 PM »
Say what you will but I think those bitches are fine. I'll bet they made for a happy birthday.

They don't look too happy about it.
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to...
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2014, 07:07:39 PM »
Sometimes you just got to throw the dog a bone.
Just be sure not to bend over, or Rover will take over and give you a bone of its own!

Happy birthday, fucker!
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to...
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2014, 08:48:44 PM »
They don't look too happy about it.

Neither is his wife, so he'll take what he can get.
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to...
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2014, 08:59:34 PM »
Belated Wishes to you.
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to...
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2014, 09:02:28 PM »
Neither is his wife, so he'll take what he can get.

Well, the bright side is he doubled his pleasure.
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to...
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2014, 11:05:00 PM »
Thanks to all.
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to...
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2014, 09:27:21 AM »
nice hair bro
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to...
« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2014, 10:09:34 AM »
Damn that's hott.
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to...
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2014, 10:50:43 AM »
Happy Lated. 
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday to...
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2014, 01:10:02 PM »
Happy Birthday, fucker!  May your day be filled with whatever vices you choose and slapping Token around. 
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