Jameis-less Saturday Picks and Games Thread (Sept 20)

[The Six]

Mississippi State @ LSU
Yeah, I'm not buying State is anything more than Dak Prescott until proven otherwise. I'm not sure LSU is all so special either but night game in that voodoo place and Les Miles on the sidelines vs. Muskrat Mullen, I'll take LSU.

Miami (FL) @ Nebraska
I'm old enough to remember when games between these two meant something. Now it's like watching most DeNiro comedies. Nebraska pretty much has a good RB and I don't know if Tha U has anyone that can tackle him all day. I'll take the Cornshuckers.

Oklahoma @ West Virginia
Please, for the love of all that it is good and funny, let THIS be that game Bob Stoops blows his own toes off. He's good for one every year. I would laugh so hard if that big mouth a-hole got spoon served by a coach who looks like he's on a 6 day bender and a QB who is basically AJ McCarron without the tattoos or trophy wife. In all seriousness though, I don't see it. Sooners over the Couch Fires.

Florida State @ Clemson
I stuck with my pick of FSU even after Jameis was sitting the first half. Now, the backup who was so badass Jakob Coker bailed for Tuscaloosa is going to have to keep the Scriminioles alive. Nah, I'll bite and go with Dabo even though that makes me want to flog myself in penance.

Florida @ Alabama
Florida's offense still sucks. Alabama is the most boring team in the country. They'll lose but not this weekend and that sucks as well. After FSU falls, these jackholes will claim the season over and start printing shirts. I can't stand the Gators. I think a lot less of Muschamp than I once did. But I'm as done with Teh Tahd like Hollywood is with Katherine Heigl. F it! I'm pulling for the Gators.

Who ya got?

[Townhallsavoy]

Coondogs 34 BSDogs 17
Mississippi State might be improved, but they aren't winning a night game in Death Valley.  LSU will look like shit though.

FatWhiteGuys 28 Cubans 21
I don't know anything about these two teams.  But I am happy to see the largest city in the South that doesn't belong in the South go down. 

Boomers 42 Spelunkers 17
No chance in this one for West Virginia.  Oklahoma rolls by shutting down their passing game, using athletes to cause turnovers, and consistently successful offense.

DaDouchebags 28 Semenals 14
Going to be tough for Florida State to find chemistry with a new QB and weathering the distractions that come with losing a celebrity like Winston.  They at least get home field advantage, so I think this one goes into the 4th quarter with Clemson getting a much needed touchdown late to put the game away.

ProjectsofWestVance 21 Muschumps 10
It's Saban going against a traditional offense.  He's going to smother them all game.  Alabama's offense will run, run, bubble screen, run, bubble screen and eventually they'll get a few points after their defense gives them great field position. 

[The Six]

I knew Troy was 0-3 this year but I had no idea they were THIS bad. However, UGA's defense is softer than a bed of marshmallows. If Troy didn't totally suck, the Dahawgs would be in trouble.

[ssgaufan]

I knew Troy was 0-3 this year but I had no idea they were THIS bad. However, UGA's defense is softer than a bed of marshmallows. If Troy didn't totally suck, the Dahawgs would be in trouble.

But now we will get to hear how great Gurley is again.

[The Six]

But now we will get to hear how great Gurley is again.

Would rather hear that than how transcendent Amari Cooper is as a WR. "Pawwwwwl. He's like 5 Julios."  Ugh.

[jmar]

But now we will get to hear how great Gurley is again.

He's better than Bo and Hershel. That is all.

[jmar]

Would rather hear that than how transcendent Amari Cooper is as a WR. "Pawwwwwl. He's like 5 Julios."  Ugh.

Amari Cooper is quickly gaining on Julio Jones as the greatest wide receiver to ever play the game.

[The Six]

Amari Cooper is quickly gaining on Julio Jones as the greatest wide receiver to ever play the game.

Balderdash! No one can take away Julio's 4 straight Heisman trophies.

[Pell City Tiger]

MSU will find out (once again) that despite all the fluffing the media gives their program early in the season, they are still MSU.  LSU 34 MSU 21.

Does Miami still have a team? Corn cob hats 24 Coral Gables rainshower 14.

Boomer rolls 52-17.

Jaboo's asshattery will fuck FSU's season right in the pussy. Although I'm rooting for a meteor strike in this one, I think the distraction may be enough to give Dabo-Dabo-Dingdong's pussycats a slight edge. Clemson 21 FSU 17.

Go gatah will put up a heroic fight, but the gumps pull away late 31-21.

[The Six]

Yellow Jackets sting Beamer Tech 27-24. Came back from 24-17 down.

[bgreene]

Balderdash! No one can take away Julio's 4 straight Heisman trophies.

Coker allready has three!

[The Six]

Jeff Driskel from UF ain't got it.

[jmar]

Jeff Driskel from UF ain't got it.

No but he went to see if a neighbor had any and he be back in a lil' bit.

[The Six]

No but he went to see if a neighbor had any and he be back in a lil' bit.

Good thing for him Bama's DB don't have it either. Man, they really do suck. I thought Saban was a DB guru or some shit.

[The Six]

Nice ball security, Bama. LOLZ

[jmar]

Good thing for him Bama's DB don't have it either. Man, they really do suck. I thought Saban was a DB guru or some shit.

Whew I tell yewhat. These ain't the Gaytuhs we was expectin' Row Tahd!

[The Six]

I don't know which set of DBs is dumber. These two squads can't read and cover for shoot.

[The Six]

3 fumbles by Bama so far: Drake, White, and Sims all laying the bread on the turf.

[djsimp]

The bama secondary doesn't look so great.

[jmar]

The bama secondary doesn't look so great.

Yeah but they gots Amari Cooper, Heisman frontrunner.