Jameis-less Saturday Picks and Games Thread (Sept 20)

[The Six]

Yeah but they gots Amari Cooper, Heisman frontrunner.

And they are allowed to hold ON EVERY SINGLE PLAY!

[RWS]

Alabama has given up 89 total yards to UF; 47 in the air, and 35 on the ground.  The defense also has an INT and fumble recovery.  The defense isn't doing bad considering they are missing two starters out of the secondary.  This would be a fucking slaughter if Alabama's offense would stop coughing up the ball.  Christ.

Blake Sims has thrown for 322 yards, and it isn't even halftime.

[The Six]

Alabama has given up 89 total yards to UF; 47 in the air, and 35 on the ground.  The defense also has an INT and fumble recovery.  The defense isn't doing bad considering they are missing two starters out of the secondary.  This would be a fudgeing slaughter if Alabama's offense would stop coughing up the ball.  Christ.

Blake Sims has thrown for 322 yards, and it isn't even halftime.

Be sure to use lotion. Would hate for you to get a blister over there.

[RWS]

Be sure to use lotion. Would hate for you to get a blister over there.

Don't get me wrong.  The way they're playing, this isn't a championship caliber team.  But hard to fault the DBs when they've given up less than 100 yards in a half.  Driskell is 5/17 with an INT and a TD.  Can't ask for much more than that from your defense.

[jmar]

Don't get me wrong.  The way they're playing, this isn't a championship caliber team.  But hard to fault the DBs when they've given up less than 100 yards in a half.  Driskell is 5/17 with an INT and a TD.  Can't ask for much more than that from your defense.

Gonna have to agree with the Bam, this isn't a championship callber team.

[The Six]

Well, the sqaush is on now. Get ready to TWO weeks of All Bama All the Time on your radio dial and your SEC Network affiliate as well as ESPN. 

[jmar]

Well, the sqaush is on now. Get ready to TWO weeks of All Bama All the Time on your radio dial and your SEC Network affiliate as well as ESPN. 

Tis the season of Bammer worship, until some team brings them back to earth.

[The Six]

In other news Utah is up on Michigan 26-10 as the game is under delay for weather in the 4th quarter. Brady Hoke and Will Muschamp could start a used car business together next year.

[Pell City Tiger]

Holy crap! ECU is lighting up UNC, 70-40.

[jmar]

Holy crap! ECU is lighting up UNC, 70-40.

I love it! Any way those fuckers can get a dose of humility is fine with me.

[jmar]

Here's hoping Holgerson takes a piss on Big Game Bob.

[djsimp]

Um, MSU is making LSU look stupid.

[The Prowler]

bammers are already stating that Sims could be the best QB in uat's history before the season is done. I'm being serious. I've never seen a more unprepared & undisciplined defense than I saw with UF's on every pass play...and that's watching Auburn's defense the last 5 years. Not trying to take anything away from what uat's offense was able to do to UF's defense, but good God, there were open receivers on most passing plays, sometimes there wouldn't be a player within 30 yards of the receiver. Then you look back at the UF v UK (3 OT) game and you start to wonder if UF will be looking for another HC midseason or at the end of the season.

Opp. Total Offense versus UF's D:
Eastern Michigan (who cares)
UK 450 total yards (369 passing yds) & 30 pts
uat 645 total yards (449 passing yds) & 42 pts

[Buzz Killington]

Yeah but we's finele back to our rightful spot after crab legs goes down PAAAAAAAWWWLLL

[AUChizad]

Media:

"I came three times watching Sims to Cooper. Bama is an impenetrable force of awesome and I just want to fuck it as a collective. Two national championship caliber teams lined up today and Bama proved that they're would embarrass the Seahawks."

Because they played an unranked team at home that went 4-8 last year and went to triple overtime against Kentucky last weekend at their home.

Meanwhile...

"Auburn should have lost that game. K-State is a garbage team, but they had that game won. Auburn didn't beat them. They beat themselves. And who is K-State anyway? Are the an FCS team or what?"

Because they played a #20 team on the road on a Thursday night.

[bottomfeeder]

Media:

"I came three times watching Sims to Cooper. Bama is an impenetrable force of awesome and I just want to fuck it as a collective. Two national championship caliber teams lined up today and Bama proved that they're would embarrass the Seahawks."

Because they played an unranked team at home that went 4-8 last year and went to triple overtime against Kentucky last weekend at their home.

Meanwhile...

"Auburn should have lost that game. K-State is a garbage team, but they had that game won. Auburn didn't beat them. They beat themselves. And who is K-State anyway? Are the an FCS team or what?"

Because they played a #20 team on the road on a Thursday night.

I'm stealing this.Thanks ahead of time.