K-State

[AUownsU]

We hit the bigtime now.
http://goemaw.com/forum/index.php?topic=33002.0

But seriously, I'd be all satire to if the school I cheered for had the history of sucking ass like KSU. The only Auburn sport that I can equate with how historically bad KSU football has been is Auburn basketball. Lord knows with Bruce Pearl now the coach, Auburn basketball will soon be far superior.

[djsimp]

I'm not sure how to feel after reading this. Its almost like I say it and they post it sort of.

[jmar]

Whatever they score we will double.

[bottomfeeder]

If the Kansas State fans are actually thinking this, they're in for a rude awakening.

 I hope our defense is able to pitch a shutout just to see the ensuing butthurt.

[AUChizad]

Note to the Dorothies lurking:

Having never met a minority in your life doesn't make you an authority on race relations in a state you've never been to.

Also, say hi to this guy for me.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/04/15/us-usa-kansas-shooting-idUSBREA3C0MX20140415

[djsimp]

Note to the Dorothies lurking:

Having never met a minority in your life doesn't make you an authority on race relations in a state you've never been to.

Also, say hi to this guy for me.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/04/15/us-usa-kansas-shooting-idUSBREA3C0MX20140415

Now come on Chizad, you know we are not suppose to be able to read with our sub par edumication.

[WiregrassTiger]

Note to the Dorothies lurking:

Having never met a minority in your life doesn't make you an authority on race relations in a state you've never been to.

Also, say hi to this guy for me.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/04/15/us-usa-kansas-shooting-idUSBREA3C0MX20140415

^^Listen to him guys. He knows a lot about racism.

[djsimp]

^^Listen to him guys. He knows a lot about racism.

Only half of me is offended.

[Buzz Killington]

Note to the Dorothies lurking:

Having never met a minority in your life doesn't make you an authority on race relations in a state you've never been to.

Also, say hi to this guy for me.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/04/15/us-usa-kansas-shooting-idUSBREA3C0MX20140415

I would agree with you if only I could read that article.

[WiregrassTiger]

I would agree with you if only I could read that article.

http://www.bartonreading.com/adult.html

[AUChizad]

After beating the spread 13 consecutive games, auburn opens at only -9.5 favorites.

Bet the house, the farm, your horse-drawn carriage, and your sheepwife on Auburn.

[AWK]

After beating the spread 13 consecutive games, auburn opens at only -9.5 favorites.

Bet the house, the farm, your horse-drawn carriage, and your sheepwife on Auburn.

But I love my sheep-wife.  They are hard to come by now a days, with the recently added bestiality laws.  Stupid liberals.

[GH2001]

Note to the Dorothies lurking:

Having never met a minority in your life doesn't make you an authority on race relations in a state you've never been to.

Also, say hi to this guy for me.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/04/15/us-usa-kansas-shooting-idUSBREA3C0MX20140415

You're talking about a people with NO culture outside of wheat and the Wizard of Oz.

And their accent and women are both the world's ugliest. No joke.

Some fun facts and a little perspective on the little shitheads from Nowheresville, Oz:

- K State has an all time record of 494-620 AFTER their living god arrived and his few spurts of winning.  299-510 before his arrival. Shitty either way.
- K State became the first D1 program to lose 500 games (in 1989).
- When Snyder first took over, K State was 0-26-1 in their last 27 games.
- In an SI Article, K State was once labeled Futility U and "America's Most Hapless Team".
- Snyder and K State collectively have a 7-10 bowl record <snicker>
- Even in the shitty Big 8/12 (whatever you want to call that dumpster fire), their god of a head coach has 2, count em 2 - conference titles since 1989. And we thought Mark Richt was bad. 
- 50,000 seat "stadium" thats not much bigger than some HS FB Stadiums in Tx, Al and Ga. 
- 38 of his current 73 wins against current Big 12 foes are against just Iowa State and Kansas.
- Good thing Nebraska, Mizzou and Aggy left because they owned him - 15-31 mark against those teams.
- Do they even have black people in Kansas or on their team? I mean, I know they have some nearby that they like to shoot in the street unarmed.

[Buzz Killington]

But they are going to piss pound us, and there's nothing that you or I can do about it.

[WiregrassTiger]

But they are going to piss pound us, and there's nothing that you or I can do about it.

But, doesn't Chizad like being pounded? How does one piss pound another? Not that I'm interested, mind you.

[WiregrassTiger]

And their accent and women are both the world's ugliest. No joke.

If the gentleman Hiram Hank would yield, I would like for the gentleman to please notice the thread "Where the wildcats are" located on the concourse. I must say that I have great respect for the gentleman and think that he brings out many great points in his description, although, I think that the photographic evidence disproves this one particular point in his discourse. I have seen what appears to be many young ladies that neither I, nor the gentleman, could possibly have the moral fortitude to resist their sexual advances.  I yield back the remainder of my time to the gentleman from Butler County.

[GH2001]

If the gentleman Hiram Hank would yield, I would like for the gentleman to please notice the thread "Where the wildcats are" located on the concourse. I must say that I have great respect for the gentleman and think that he brings out many great points in his description, although, I think that the photographic evidence disproves this one particular point in his discourse. I have seen what appears to be many young ladies that neither I, nor the gentleman, could possibly have the moral fortitude to resist their sexual advances.  I yield back the remainder of my time to the gentleman from Butler County.

So we now consider exceptions the rule?

The exceptions are for our fapping pleasure. The rule is for arguments sake post fapping. Midwestern women IN GENERAL are ugly. They are also weirdly shaped with no ass and a strange strange tone of paste white.  Get it straight down there Houston County.

[jmar]

So we now consider exceptions the rule?

The exceptions are for our fapping pleasure. The rule is for arguments sake post fapping. Midwestern women IN GENERAL are ugly. They are also weirdly shaped with no ass and a strange strange tone of paste white.  Get it straight down there Houston County.

What's with all this polite protocol and fapping business?

[WiregrassTiger]

So we now consider exceptions the rule?

The exceptions are for our fapping pleasure. The rule is for arguments sake post fapping. Midwestern women IN GENERAL are ugly. They are also weirdly shaped with no ass and a strange strange tone of paste white.  Get it straight down there Houston County.

You don't like white women?

[djsimp]

Ok, so I got sucked in. Whatever. I could not resist linking this. You will not believe what you read. 

http://goemaw.com/forum/index.php?topic=33028.0

Again, I sincerely hope this is another attempt of satire.