I was joking, but damn, man.
Way to go, Jarhead. Thanks for letting me be on top, baby.
Fuck you, Michigan State.
I hope you are taking a heavy doses of birth control. Simp is on top of you for the yearly standings.
Aw, shit. How did I miss that? My doc says that after all I have been through, it would take an absolute medical miracle for me to get preggers again. Apparently he did not figure simp's Wondersperm into the equation.
Better get started on picking out a name. Congrats......or my condolences.