I'll kill him. Wouldn't bother me. But only if I also get to take out Legend, all of Updyke's children, anybody who named their child "Crimson, Tyde, Saban, Nick, Bear, or Ally Bammer" and another 2500 random fans chosen at a whim.
I'd like to do it incognito so that they never knew when I'd hit or where I'd be so that they'd be less likely to verbally or visually assault people like they do now.