2014: NFL Season Thread...

[Kaos]

Really? Who was that?

Not anybody I give a pumpkin's fart about. 

If you're a Cowboy's fan you're a dick hair away from being a bammer. 

[GH2001]

The Cowboys are posers.  Who gives an ebola-laced damn about the Cowboys? They suck.  Why would ANYBODY like the Cowboys?  They were like the Alabama of the NFL for a long time.  Big bandwagon loaded with people who had no affiliation to the city or the team.  I hate the fucking Cowboys and hope they lose every game.

Tre Mason had a good game.  Mostly.  That's what matters.  He had 85 yards and looked a lot like he used to yesterday.  The fumble on the game-clinching first down really, really sucked but he was pretty good the rest of the game. 

Only one back had gone over 60 yards against the Seahawks all season until Tre broke off 85, his first touchdown of his career and a 20-yard gain for the second week in a row. 

We can't all like the Raiders. They are the epitome of class.....Elite even.

I thought the Saints were bammers....wait, that was when they were really good. Or was it the Falcons? Wait, that was when they were decent too. I see a trend. Any team that is decent and semi local that isn't Kaos' team is bammerish. Got it.

[Tiger Wench]

We can't all like the Raiders. They are the epitome of class.....Elite even.

He just likes the Raiders because he can double dip with his favorite costume.

[GH2001]

He just likes the Raiders because he can double dip with his favorite costume.

A big mark....was left.

[Kaos]

He just likes the Raiders because he can double dip with his favorite costume.

Yeah, that was why. 











and Pat Sims, Jonathan Palmer, Chester Willis, Dick Wood, Chris Woods, Alexander Wright and probably some I forgot. 


I forgave the Raiders for Kenny Stabler because I liked Howie, Stork, 'Zado, Lester Hayes, Biletnikoff, Marcus, Ray Guy.  But mostly because of Bo (and how he's immortalized in Tecmo Bowl). 

I'm not going to ever forgive the Cowboys for that Bama blowing fuck Leroy Fuckstick Jordan.  I liked Staubach okay, but the rest of that entire bunch was synonymous with the Crimpson Dipshits around here for most of eternity.  They hired Jimmy Johnson.  They  hired Barry Switzer.  Bahr considered coaching there at some point (or so it was often rumored).  Fuck the Cowboys.  Fuck them until they go winless for 50 straight years.  DIAF. 

The Saints are bammers only in terms of how they cheat and how relevant they think they are.  Saint fans are very bammerlike in that respect.  Although I will now say that they are more like Ole Miss/State fans than bama fans.  Bandwagon riders who will disappear like roaches (and have) when the team isn't winning.  I guess they will all become Cowboys fans now.   

[chinook]

Not anybody I give a pumpkin's fart about. 

If you're a Cowboy's fan you're a douche and a dick hair away from being a bammer. 

 

[GH2001]

Yeah, that was why. 











and Pat Sims, Jonathan Palmer, Chester Willis, Dick Wood, Chris Woods, Alexander Wright and probably some I forgot. 


I forgave the Raiders for Kenny Stabler because I liked Howie, Stork, 'Zado, Lester Hayes, Biletnikoff, Marcus, Ray Guy.  But mostly because of Bo (and how he's immortalized in Tecmo Bowl). 

I'm not going to ever forgive the Cowboys for that Bama blowing fuck Leroy Fuckstick Jordan.  I liked Staubach okay, but the rest of that entire bunch was synonymous with the Crimpson Dipshits around here for most of eternity.  They hired Jimmy Johnson.  They  hired Barry Switzer.  Bahr considered coaching there at some point (or so it was often rumored).  Fuck the Cowboys.  Fuck them until they go winless for 50 straight years.  DIAF. 

The Saints are bammers only in terms of how they cheat and how relevant they think they are.  Saint fans are very bammerlike in that respect.  Although I will now say that they are more like Ole Miss/State fans than bama fans.  Bandwagon riders who will disappear like roaches (and have) when the team isn't winning.  I guess they will all become Cowboys fans now.   

Raiders had Stabler. End of discussion. Trumps everything. Worst Bammer ever not named Bahr.

[Buzz Killington]

Raiders had Stabler. End of discussion. Trumps everything. Worst Bammer ever not named Bahr.

[Kaos]

Raiders had Stabler. End of discussion. Trumps everything. Worst Bammer ever not named Bahr.

You're nuts.  The sainted Leroy Jordan was 11,000 times worse than drunk old goodtime Kenny.  So was/is Joe Willie. Baumhower is a big bama douche, too.  I'd also have to throw Jay Barker and Scott Hunter in there as well. 

[GH2001]

You're nuts.  The sainted Leroy Jordan was 11,000 times worse than drunk old goodtime Kenny.  So was/is Joe Willie. Baumhower is a big bama douche, too.  I'd also have to throw Jay Barker and Scott Hunter in there as well.

Yea but Bob has some decent food at his eatin places.

[AUJarhead]

Yea but Bob has some decent food at his eatin places.

Yes, but Jay Barker is a cockstain, and I hope he gets Ebola and gives it to Yeldon.

[GH2001]

Yes, but Jay Barker is a cockstain, and I hope he gets Ebola and gives it to Yeldon.

Sounds like Bob wins then. Kind of like the Giants.

[jmar]

Other than Saban himself, the greatest douche of any consequence that the Bammer's pay close attention to is Color Analyst and head of the Senior Bowl, Phil Savage.

He is a former Brown's assistant under Saban, former Director of Player Personnel for the Ravens and was once the Sr. VP and General Manager of the Browns.

IMO, every other opinion from Phyllis of Mulga to Jay Barker to Cecil Hurt to Legend to Joe Namath to mascot Big Al is just tail wagging Bammer's being fans.

This guy has been in places to be in the know and has their respect by virtue of working with the Midget Himself...plus around draft time he generally takes cheap shots at Auburn players while overrating his favorites which only adds to his overall douchiness and lofty opinion they have of him and he of himself.

[Kaos]

Other than Saban himself, the greatest douche of any consequence that the Bammer's pay close attention to is Color Analyst and head of the Senior Bowl, Phil Savage.

He is a former Brown's assistant under Saban, former Director of Player Personnel for the Ravens and was once the Sr. VP and General Manager of the Browns.

IMO, every other opinion from Phyllis of Mulga to Jay Barker to Cecil Hurt to Legend to Joe Namath to mascot Big Al is just tail wagging Bammer's being fans.

This guy has been in places to be in the know and has their respect by virtue of working with the Midget Himself...plus around draft time he generally takes cheap shots at Auburn players while overrating his favorites which only adds to his overall douchiness and lofty opinion they have of him and he of himself.

Agree. 

And he probably loves him some Cowboys. 

[Godfather]

Other than Saban himself, the greatest douche of any consequence that the Bammer's pay close attention to is Color Analyst and head of the Senior Bowl, Phil Savage.

He is a former Brown's assistant under Saban, former Director of Player Personnel for the Ravens and was once the Sr. VP and General Manager of the Browns.

IMO, every other opinion from Phyllis of Mulga to Jay Barker to Cecil Hurt to Legend to Joe Namath to mascot Big Al is just tail wagging Bammer's being fans.

This guy has been in places to be in the know and has their respect by virtue of working with the Midget Himself...plus around draft time he generally takes cheap shots at Auburn players while overrating his favorites which only adds to his overall douchiness and lofty opinion they have of him and he of himself.

Jmar the new medication seems to be working wonders.

[jmar]

Jmar the new medication seems to be working wonders.

Yeah but my above average pecker won't stand at attention and I'm having terrible flashbacks of the Barfield era.

[War Eagle!!!]

Yeah but my above average pecker won't stand at attention and I'm having terrible flashbacks of the Barfield era.

aaaaaaand...he's back...

[CCTAU]

Over here in the UK, got a free ticket to the game in London. Not even worth the train ride down.


Falcons suck! That is all!