Alabamians that invented important stuff!

[CCTAU]

I did not know all of these:

http://www.al.com/living/index.ssf/2014/09/11_ways_alabamians_changed_the.html

[Godfather]

That right der is a bullshit list, aint no mention of no Coach Bryant, and all our natinal champeenships.

[WiregrassTiger]

The father of the air bag was an Auburn man. I didn't know that one. I did know the lady who invented the windshield wiper is from Alabama but didn't know that she never made money from it. That sux.

[DnATL]

That right der is a bullshit list, aint no mention of no Coach Bryant, and all our natinal champeenships.

Did they include the editor of their mid-80s press guide, who invented several national titles?

[Tiger Wench]

The unedited version floating around the innerwebs is titled "Things to thank Alabama for" and includes the fact that Cullman coughed up Channing Tatum. That was enough for me.  Fuck peanuts. Fuck windshield wipers. Fuck space exploration.  Give me Magic Mike.  Yowza.