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Chizik gots sum 'splainin' to do

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Chizik gots sum 'splainin' to do
« on: September 01, 2014, 01:42:37 PM »
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2014/08/gene_chizik_picks_alabama_over.html#incart_most-comments

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The former Auburn coach revealed his "mock" College Football Playoff bracket following the first Saturday of the season and included Alabama as his last team in the four-team field.

I guess after MSU, LSU, Ole Miss Rebels, aTm and Auburn ass rape bama, they'll still make the cut for the playoff bracket, because "fuck yea", they're Alabama and they are entitled.

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"It's whoever wins the Iron Bowl that will get that fourth spot," Nowkhah said.

Well No Shit.

Do any of you people think Chizik is a little bit butthurt about the mistakes he made with the team in 2011-12?   :taunt:

« Last Edit: September 01, 2014, 01:57:20 PM by bottomfeeder »
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Re: Chizik gots sum 'plainin' to do
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2014, 01:48:07 PM »
You and many others are now talking about Gene Chizik.

This is what "analysts" do.  They make comments to keep their job.  Gene Chizik doesn't give a fuck about who will be in the playoff.  He has no idea.  I bet as a former head coach with plenty of experience coaching college football, he would be the first to admit that he has absolutely no clue as to who is going to come together as a team by November. 

But he likes the expensive suit, the cushy chairs, and the air conditioning of the ESPN studio.  So he'll make comments to keep his smiling dimple chin on the air as much as possible.  Just like Tebow, Finebaum, McElroy, Herbstreit, Corso and the others. 
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Re: Chizik gots sum 'plainin' to do
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2014, 02:00:51 PM »
You and many others are now talking about Gene Chizik.

This is what "analysts" do.  They make comments to keep their job.  Gene Chizik doesn't give a fuck about who will be in the playoff.  He has no idea.  I bet as a former head coach with plenty of experience coaching college football, he would be the first to admit that he has absolutely no clue as to who is going to come together as a team by November. 

But he likes the expensive suit, the cushy chairs, and the air conditioning of the ESPN studio.  So he'll make comments to keep his smiling dimple chin on the air as much as possible.  Just like Tebow, Finebaum, McElroy, Herbstreit, Corso and the others.

Basically you're sayin' it takes absolutely no special skills, insight, talent or education to be a commentator for ESPN. Would the public be better served if Chizik were a short order cook at the Waffle House in Auburn?
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Re: Chizik gots sum 'splainin' to do
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2014, 02:02:19 PM »
I think most people are not including AU due to the schedule.  Outside of that, I as a fan welcome these comments.  They seem to work well in Auburns favor.
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Re: Chizik gots sum 'plainin' to do
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2014, 02:08:18 PM »
Basically you're sayin' it takes absolutely no special skills, insight, talent or education to be a commentator for ESPN. Would the public be better served if Chizik were a short order cook at the Waffle House in Auburn?

Malzahn would be.
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Re: Chizik gots sum 'plainin' to do
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2014, 04:36:12 PM »
Malzahn would be.
If Eugene fucked up the scrambled eggs as badly as he fucked up 2012, the Waffle House would be out of business before sunset.
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Re: Chizik gots sum 'plainin' to do
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2014, 05:05:25 PM »
You and many others are now talking about Gene Chizik.

This is what "analysts" do.  They make comments to keep their job.  Gene Chizik doesn't give a fuck about who will be in the playoff.  He has no idea.  I bet as a former head coach with plenty of experience coaching college football, he would be the first to admit that he has absolutely no clue as to who is going to come together as a team by November. 

But he likes the expensive suit, the cushy chairs, and the air conditioning of the ESPN studio.  So he'll make comments to keep his smiling dimple chin on the air as much as possible.  Just like Tebow, Finebaum, McElroy, Herbstreit, Corso and the others.

One does not equate to the other.
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