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SEC Coaches Asked To Describe Their Team In One Word
« on: August 21, 2014, 06:05:29 PM »
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SEC coaches describe team in one word
August, 21, 2014

By Brett McMurphy

Pick a word, any word.

That’s what I asked the 65 coaches from the Power Five conferences and Notre Dame to do. Describe their team in one word.

Some coaches were one-word wonders, but a few insisted they needed two words. That’s fine because the descriptions shed some insight into how coaches view their team and/or what they want the public perception of their team to be.

Of the 65 coaches, “hungry” was the most common description. Nine coaches went with it, making a “hungry” team the modern-day equivalent of the “taking it one game at a time” cliché. Four coaches used “unproven,” another four “experienced” and three said “young.” Two coaches each used “redemption,” “committed,” “improved” or “youthful."

In all, the 65 coaches used 44 different descriptions.

Well, here’s to taking it one “word” at a time. My word: Enjoy.

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Alabama’s Nick Saban: Untested
Arkansas’ Bret Bielema: Motivated
Auburn’s Gus Malzahn: Experienced
Florida’s Will Muschamp: Hungry
Georgia’s Mark Richt: Wow

Kentucky’s Mark Stoops: Improved
LSU’s Les Miles: Unknown
Mississippi State’s Dan Mullen: Hungry

Missouri’s Gary Pinkel: Confident
Ole Miss’ Hugh Freeze: Relentless
South Carolina’s Steve Spurrier: Decent
Tennessee’s Butch Jones: Committed
Texas A&M’s Kevin Sumlin: Eager
Vanderbilt’s Derek Mason: Audacious
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Re: SEC Coaches Asked To Describe Their Team In One Word
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2014, 08:15:39 PM »
Haha at Spurrier, Freeze, Richt and porky.
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2014, 08:24:09 PM »
Spurrier is sandbagging again...he knows that he has a pretty good team.
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: SEC Coaches Asked To Describe Their Team In One Word
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2014, 09:23:59 PM »
Wow? Really Marky Mark? Wtf is wowing him?
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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2014, 09:38:49 PM »
Spurrier wins.  The rest of them are stupid coachspeak.

And you can tell Derek Mason is trying to fit in with the Vandy population. 
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Re: SEC Coaches Asked To Describe Their Team In One Word
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2014, 10:28:25 PM »
And you can tell Derek Mason is trying to fit in with the Vandy population.

He coached at Stanford previously.  Any linguistic acclimation (beeg werdz!) that he had to undergo probably occurred before he got to Vandy.
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Re: SEC Coaches Asked To Describe Their Team In One Word
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2014, 11:23:56 PM »
I figured Gus would be - -FAST!
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Re: SEC Coaches Asked To Describe Their Team In One Word
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2014, 04:12:34 AM »
Mark Richt: Wow...Really Mark...wow, is what you'd use to describe your team.

Derek Mason: Audacious...Pffffttt
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: SEC Coaches Asked To Describe Their Team In One Word
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2014, 08:44:17 AM »
Mark Richt: Wow...Really Mark...wow, is what you'd use to describe your team.

Derek Mason: Audacious...Pffffttt


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Re: SEC Coaches Asked To Describe Their Team In One Word
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2014, 09:10:40 AM »
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Re: SEC Coaches Asked To Describe Their Team In One Word
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2014, 09:11:40 AM »
You guys are AUsome.

I don't like your AttitUde, it's like you have Something To Prove here.
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Re: SEC Coaches Asked To Describe Their Team In One Word
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2014, 11:17:02 PM »
Mark Richt: Wow...Really Mark...wow, is what you'd use to describe your team.

Derek Mason: Audacious...Pffffttt


Yes, but your audacity meant being rude, as in mad thuggish, while ours means taking bold risks, as in not double checking your answers on the SAT.
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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2014, 11:28:19 PM »
I don't like your AttitUde, it's like you have Something To Prove here.

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Re: SEC Coaches Asked To Describe Their Team In One Word
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2014, 09:31:20 AM »
Alabama’s Nick Saban: Rich
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Re: SEC Coaches Asked To Describe Their Team In One Word
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2014, 09:32:29 AM »
Alabama’s Nick Saban: Rich

well...I wouldn't say Rich. I would just say their struggles are overwit.
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Re: SEC Coaches Asked To Describe Their Team In One Word
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2014, 08:11:23 AM »
Spurrier is sandbagging again...he knows that he has a pretty good team.
Maybe he wasn't sandbagging after all.
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Re: SEC Coaches Asked To Describe Their Team In One Word
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2014, 09:05:57 AM »
Maybe he wasn't sandbagging after all.

Talent Wise decent. But very green.

A true freshman starter on D at SC is different than one at say, FSU. A&M isnt the best team to open with starting young players.
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Re: SEC Coaches Asked To Describe Their Team In One Word
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2014, 04:50:34 PM »
I guess being "Audacious" only gets you 7 points against TEMPLE, LOL!!!!!
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"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: SEC Coaches Asked To Describe Their Team In One Word
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2014, 05:50:22 PM »
I guess being "Audacious" only gets you 7 points against TEMPLE, LOL!!!!!
More like Au,Fuck!!
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