Why has it not occurred to anyone that Jimbo was pulling a master class in reverse psychology bullshit when he raved about Coker? It was all Crab Legs, all the time last summer - first I have ever heard of it being any kind of a tight race. And if you thought your team might wind up playing the Turds in a major bowl game like, say, the BCS Champ, why in the hell would you not secretly want them to sign a shitty ass QB??
Here's how it went down:
Jimbo raves abt Coker, Coker gets BMOC Big Head syndrome, Sabinz and Coker both buy into the hype, the media falls into line because Lord Sabinz falls for it, the turd masses anoint the white boy the second coming of Namath... and then BOOM! Coker's true abilities (or lack there of) are revealed - maybe he even half asses it after believing his own hype. Add in that Sims is totally motivated because he had to hold AJ MCTatdouche's clipboard for so long, and now some backup is trying to take his spot? Homie don't play that game.
And the Turd Nation implodes while Jimbo sits back and laughs his ass off.