Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck

[GH2001]

The director of a state agency in Arkansas sent me an email this morning. 

"We're locked. We're loaded. We're coming. It's gonna get ugly in a hurry for your Tigers. Get ready for a big time butt whipping. Just don't say I didn't warn you." 

Went on to babble about how their defense has our smoke and mirrors trickery figured out and that our defense will be lucky to hold their awesome running game to less than 300 yards. 

They're supremely confident. 

And on another note, I heard an interview with somebody yesterday who said that the Arkansas AD gets almost teary-eyed talking about how that fat bastard "restored the dignity of Arkansas football and made it fun for him again."    And this guy is one of the ones in charge of picking the Final Four?   

Never ever have I seen a coach or a fanbase coming off a 3-9 (0-8) campaign  or similar, come out this cocky about how bad ass they were going to be with 100% certainty.

Last year coming into our season (after a 3-9 year) we were just going to be happy to make a bowl and get back on the right track. I would tell Arky to act like theyve won before but they kinda haven't. 0 for SEC

[JDHog]

Never ever have I seen a coach or a fanbase coming off a 3-9 (0-8) campaign  or similar, come out this roostery about how bad ass they were going to be with 100% certainty.

Last year coming into our season (after a 3-9 year) we were just going to be happy to make a bowl and get back on the right track. I would tell Arky to act like theyve won before but they kinda haven't. 0 for SEC

Whoever sent that email to Kaos is a dumass.

The majority of Razorback fans are just praying for a bowl game this year.  We still have a long way to go.

[WiregrassTiger]

The director of a state agency in Arkansas sent me an email this morning. 

"We're locked. We're loaded. We're coming. It's gonna get ugly in a hurry for your Tigers. Get ready for a big time butt whipping. Just don't say I didn't warn you." 

Went on to babble about how their defense has our smoke and mirrors trickery figured out and that our defense will be lucky to hold their awesome running game to less than 300 yards. 

They're supremely confident. 

And on another note, I heard an interview with somebody yesterday who said that the Arkansas AD gets almost teary-eyed talking about how that fat bastard "restored the dignity of Arkansas football and made it fun for him again."    And this guy is one of the ones in charge of picking the Final Four?   

Hell, we have them too. I have a friend who said we would play in the championship last year, before the season even started. He really did. Dumbass.

[GH2001]

The majority of Razorback fans are just praying for a bowl game this year.  We still have a long way to go.

Well...your coach isn't thinking this way. Lessons can be learned from Coach Spurrier's coach speak on how good his team is NOT every August. 

[JDHog]

Well...your coach isn't thinking this way. Lessons can be learned from Coach Spurrier's coach speak on how good his team is NOT every August.

He's a coach.  They are all full of shit.

[smooth_operator]

Soooo, do you drink zima?

[JDHog]

Soooo, do you drink zima?

I used to until they discontinued it.

[dallaswareagle]

I used to until they discontinued it.

Still available








In Japan.

[Saniflush]

I used to until they discontinued it.

With a Jolly Rancher?

[JDHog]

With a Jolly Rancher?

Come on, man.  You know me.

[Saniflush]

Come on, man.  You know me.

OPP.

[Snaggletiger]

O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple
 The last P...well...that's not that simple
 It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten
 It's five little letters that are missin' here
 You get on occassion at the other party
 As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin'

[WiregrassTiger]

I get it now. You guys are talking about penis!

[Snaggletiger]

I get it now. You guys are talking about penis!

Who's down with Other People's Penis

[GH2001]

I used to until they discontinued it.

They DID??????  Wellllll SHIT.

[The Prowler]

The director of a state agency in Arkansas sent me an email this morning. 

"We're locked. We're loaded. We're coming. It's gonna get ugly in a hurry for your Tigers. Get ready for a big time butt whipping. Just don't say I didn't warn you." 

Went on to babble about how their defense has our smoke and mirrors trickery figured out and that our defense will be lucky to hold their awesome running game to less than 300 yards. 

They're supremely confident. 

And on another note, I heard an interview with somebody yesterday who said that the Arkansas AD gets almost teary-eyed talking about how that fat bastard "restored the dignity of Arkansas football and made it fun for him again."    And this guy is one of the ones in charge of picking the Final Four?   

Here's how the piggies responded...

"YAY, WE MIGHT WIN!!!"

"WELL...SHIT!!!"

[GH2001]

Whoever sent that email to Kaos is a dumass.

The majority of Razorback fans are just praying for a bowl game this year.  We still have a long way to go.

Well, it does appear you were in the moderate stable of fans with this statement. And correct. Some of the few crazy ones Ive seen on Hogville and other sites are of the Black Helicopter variety.

Honestly - what are your thoughts on your team from the game? No trolling here, being serious.

Honest opine here: I think you have a stud stable of Running Backs. Your OL is huge and physical - it will outmatch many DL's Ive seen so far. The TE will present mismatches for some teams. I would like to think you are improved but your schedule is brutal so I am not sure the record will be different. BUT...some of the other SEC teams did underwhelm in week 1. Maybe you win more than you think.

[chinook]

Well, it does appear you were in the moderate stable of fans with this statement. And correct. Some of the few crazy ones Ive seen on Hogville and other sites are of the Black Helicopter variety.

Honestly - what are your thoughts on your team from the game? No trolling here, being serious.

Honest opine here: I think you have a stud stable of Running Backs. Your OL is huge and physical - it will outmatch many DL's Ive seen so far. The TE will present mismatches for some teams. I would like to think you are improved but your schedule is brutal so I am not sure the record will be different. BUT...some of the other SEC teams did underwhelm in week 1. Maybe you win more than you think.

Don't be such an ass kisser they wouldn't do it on Woopig. 

[GH2001]

Don't be such an ass kisser they wouldn't do it on Woopig.

Ehhhh he was halfway respectable. And seemed realistic.

Was just curious what he thought AFTER. I guess the silence is golden. Just like 's showers.

[chinook]

Ehhhh he was halfway respectable. And seemed realistic.

Was just curious what he thought AFTER. I guess the silence is golden. Just like 's showers.

He's trapped in an elevator.