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Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« on: August 25, 2014, 12:34:34 PM »
http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/arkansas-brandon-allen-truck-caught-on-fire/

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PHOTO: Arkansas quarterback Brandon Allen’s truck caught fire overnight

News broke this morning out of Fayetteville, Ark. that Arkansas starting quarterback Brandon Allen awoke over night to his turck engulfed in flames outside of his apartment building.



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Regarding Brandon Allen's truck getting torched - I'm told the truck alarm going off woke him up and he went outside and saw it on fire...

Unfortunately, this is not the first time that Allen’s car has been vandalized. After the Mississippi State loss in November 2013, Allen’s car was egged.

In addition to Allen’s car, Bo Mattingly is also reporting that cars belonging to other Arkansas football players were damaged last night.

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Allen's vehicle was not the only one allegedly set on fire last night.  Police are investigating.  Not an ideal way to start game week.

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Regardless of whether Allen truck fire is random or targeted, he has now been the victim of burglary, truck egged & truck torched as Ark QB.

No criminal activity has been confirmed at this time, but one thing is for sure – this is not the best way to kick off the opening game week for the Razorbacks.

Won't be long before Auburn fans are blamed with little to no evidence.
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2014, 12:42:44 PM »
Meh, that should buff out.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2014, 12:48:05 PM »
Coach, where were you last night between the hours of midnight and 4:00am?

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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2014, 12:49:42 PM »
Meh, that should buff out.

Fucking battery on that hybrid caused the fire
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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2014, 12:51:46 PM »
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Won't be long before Auburn fans are blamed with little to no evidence.

Yep.  I wouldn't be surprised if Schlabach and Schad (the fuck is up with the Sch's being against us?) didn't set fire to the truck themselves. 
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2014, 01:22:02 PM »
Too bad someone didn't stick a tiger tail on the bumper.
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2014, 01:55:31 PM »
Catalytic converter+plastic bag=delayed bonfire.
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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2014, 02:01:34 PM »
I bet it wuz oneathem Awbies, PAAAAAWWWWL. They's throwin' death threats all over the place.
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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2014, 02:08:32 PM »
I bet it wuz oneathem Awbies, PAAAAAWWWWL. They's throwin' death threats all over the place.

Payback motherfucker!

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2014, 02:31:07 PM »
https://twitter.com/5NEWSKatelynn/status/503963196735365120
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Authorities confirm that the Chevy Avalanche in this photo is not Arkansas Quarterback Brandon Allen's vehicle.

ESPN, Yahoo, etc. have not acknowledged this development.
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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2014, 02:55:19 PM »
https://twitter.com/5NEWSKatelynn/status/503963196735365120
ESPN, Yahoo, etc. have not acknowledged this development.

Still getting a vague quote from the Auburn Police Department to run with. 

"Do Auburn graduates or students ever visit Fayetteville, AR?"
"I guess so.  Maybe?  I don't know."

AUBURN FAN BURNS BRANDON ALLEN'S TRUCK
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2014, 02:59:39 PM »
Apparently, the truck that was being shown earlier was not his truck, but his truck was burned.

This is it.







« Last Edit: August 25, 2014, 03:02:57 PM by AUChizad »
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2014, 08:49:52 PM »
Looks like he has some residue in his vehicle as well
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« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2014, 10:20:43 PM »
Does he always park in the junkyard or is that the Athletic Department parking lot?

Also, we do know that the Prius does not belong to any of the football players.
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« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2014, 11:44:49 PM »
Does he always park in the junkyard or is that the Athletic Department parking lot?

Also, we do know that the Prius does not belong to any of the football players.
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2014, 12:33:44 AM »
Bret Beliema's tactics, to pump up his players, have gone a little too far.
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« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2014, 08:59:43 AM »
Bret Beliema's tactics, to pump up his players, have gone a little too far.

They're in it to win it. And from what the uber high IQ credible Swine insiders are saying, we are in deep deep trouble.
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Re: Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Truck
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2014, 09:00:33 AM »
So, it's safe to say they have this game circled on their calendars?
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« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2014, 09:04:12 AM »
Their roster is deep. And set. No looming clouds over their depth chart. No suspensions. They don't have to deal with any of that BS. Automatic W.
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« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2014, 10:39:57 AM »
Their roster is deep. And set. No looming clouds over their depth chart. No suspensions. They don't have to deal with any of that BS. Automatic W.

The director of a state agency in Arkansas sent me an email this morning. 

"We're locked. We're loaded. We're coming. It's gonna get ugly in a hurry for your Tigers. Get ready for a big time butt whipping. Just don't say I didn't warn you." 

Went on to babble about how their defense has our smoke and mirrors trickery figured out and that our defense will be lucky to hold their awesome running game to less than 300 yards. 

They're supremely confident. 

And on another note, I heard an interview with somebody yesterday who said that the Arkansas AD gets almost teary-eyed talking about how that fat bastard "restored the dignity of Arkansas football and made it fun for him again."    And this guy is one of the ones in charge of picking the Final Four?   :facepalm:
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