JC, it ain't for Jesus no more

[Buzz Killington]

Two weeks to kickoff.  It's time to break out the corn starch.

[Shug Dye]

I just love that those racist bastards are going to have a black QB.... AND that he looks like that.

[WiregrassTiger]

I just love that those racist bastards are going to have a black QB.... AND that he looks like that.

Saban: "Blake, I want you to be the starter but we have a long-standing tradition of giving the new starting QB a new and improved hair style. Do you mind telling folks that you are Indian?"

[Saniflush]

Saban: "Blake, I want you to be the starter but we have a long-standing tradition of giving the new starting QB a new and improved hair style. Do you mind telling folks that you are Indian?"

Tonto Goldstein

[Snaggletiger]

Tonto Goldstein

But my friends call me....

[jmar]

 Thanks to Coich  Lane, Tonto gon Bubba scream you Aubies back to the stoned age.

[RWS]

Two weeks to kickoff.  It's time to break out the corn starch.

Can't get here fast enough.  A heartfelt  to each and every one of you.

[Kaos]

I saw some goobers on Fox or CBS or some crap I was flipping through last night. 

This is what I heard. 

Best quarterback in the SEC?  I'm gonna have to go with Jacob Coker. He was 50% in the time he was on the field and made some nice throws in mopup duties for the national champion.

Some other panelist brought up Bobo Bice (wasn't he on American Idol?), Dak Prescott, Mauk and Marshall.

The guy says "Marshall? Really?  He runs well, but you could put him inside the barn and he couldn't hit the broadside of any wall.

 

[GH2001]

I saw some goobers on Fox or CBS or some crap I was flipping through last night. 

This is what I heard. 

Best quarterback in the SEC?  I'm gonna have to go with Jacob Coker. He was 50% in the time he was on the field and made some nice throws in mopup duties for the national champion.

Some other panelist brought up Bobo Bice (wasn't he on American Idol?), Dak Prescott, Mauk and Marshall.

The guy says "Marshall? Really?  He runs well, but you could put him inside the barn and he couldn't hit the broadside of any wall.

 

Butch Davis said on CFB Live Thursday (they were broadcasting LIVE from Auburn literally ON our practice field) that Marshall was a RB playing the QB position, we were no better than 4th in the West, and that we are gimmicky trying to run as many plays as possible because thats what teams do that are outmanned to get an advantage - while in the same statement talking up how much more professional Bama's atmosphere was at their practice facility that ours.  F him...and the rest of them.

[The Prowler]

Coker will have a lot of trouble being Haney's breakout player when he's sitting 3rd string behind Sims and Morris...it'll also be the first time that a Heisman is given to a 3rd string QB.

[Kaos]

I'm waiting for the announcement that he was "neck and neck" with whoever gets the job. 

The dude has more neck than a giraffe.