The REAL Guarantee Thread for 2014

[Buzz Killington]

1.  Arizona will win 10 games and the PAC-12 South.  They will also take Oregon to the edge before losing a heartbreaker.

2.  Alabama will lose 2 or 3 games.  Talk about it, chalk it up, write it down, take it to the bank, bet the farm.  LSU, Auburn and possibly Ole Myth will take them down.

3.  Michigan State will win the Big Televen again and will make the NCAA championship game.

4.  Paul Finebaum will be forced to resign from whatever company he's now working for after he's busted trying to meet up with a 13 year old boy.

5.  Cincinnati will be in the playoff hunt until late November.

[War Eagle!!!]

 
What do I win, Don Pardo?

Was this another intuition or did you edit this after you knew?

[Godfather]

Was this another intuition or did you edit this after you knew?

No she nailed it. I just don't give enough of a crap about ohio state to care. Fuckin bama of the north.

They are my #2

[Saniflush]

They are my #2

Really?  I have never looked before flushing.

[Godfather]

Rack him!

Except for that MSU take.  They'll be lucky to be 6-6.

I think Dak is the real deal. This is how I see them getting to 2nd

 Sat, Aug 30   Southern Miss   W
 Sat, Sep 06   UAB                   W
 Sat, Sep 13   South Alabama   W
 Sat, Sep 20   LSU                   W
 Sat, Oct 04   Texas A&M *       W
 Sat, Oct 11   Auburn *           L
 Sat, Oct 25   Kentucky *           W
 Sat, Nov 01   Arkansas *          W
 Sat, Nov 08   Tennessee-Martin  W
 Sat, Nov 15   Alabama *             L
 Sat, Nov 22   Vanderbilt *   W
 Sat, Nov 29   Ole Miss *           W

Finish 10-2

 

[Godfather]

Really?  I have never looked before flushing.

I always look gotta check for buckeyes and bama worms.

[War Eagle!!!]

No she nailed it. I just don't give enough of a crap about ohio state to care. Fuckin bama of the north.

They are my #2

No...about Don Pardo dying yesterday...

[Godfather]

No...about Don Pardo dying yesterday...

Fuck don't mess with Wench she can see into the future.

[Saniflush]

Fuck don't mess with Wench she can see into the future.

She'll turn ya into a toad.

[Godfather]

She'll turn ya into a toad.

She turned me into a newt

[Ogre]

She turned me into a newt

[Saniflush]

She turned me into a newt

-10

[Buzz Killington]

-10

Do not seek the treasure

[WiregrassTiger]

Six's thread is much better.

[bgreene]

BOOM. One right already. The Twatters are lighting up that he reinjured his surgically repaired shoulder at practice. 

What do I win, Don Pardo?

EDIT:  Confirmacion. 

Miller is out for the season

[Buzz Killington]

You can't fool me, TW.  You were on the bus back from Ohio yesterday weren't you?  Just had to have one correct prognostication.

[Tiger Wench]

You can't fool me, TW.  You were on the bus back from Ohio yesterday weren't you?  Just had to have one correct prognostication.

You got me, Buzzie.  Have to go north to find a Big O these days...

How do you think Braxton hurt his shoulder, hmm?   

[AUownsU]

I think Dak is the real deal. This is how I see them getting to 2nd

 Sat, Aug 30   Southern Miss   W
 Sat, Sep 06   UAB                   W
 Sat, Sep 13   South Alabama   W
 Sat, Sep 20   LSU                   W
 Sat, Oct 04   Texas A&M *       W
 Sat, Oct 11   Auburn *           L
 Sat, Oct 25   Kentucky *           W
 Sat, Nov 01   Arkansas *          W
 Sat, Nov 08   Tennessee-Martin  W
 Sat, Nov 15   Alabama *             L
 Sat, Nov 22   Vanderbilt *   W
 Sat, Nov 29   Ole Miss *           W

Finish 10-2

Would be a breakout year for them considering they haven't had a winning record in SEC play since 1999.

[jmar]

I think Dak is the real deal. This is how I see them getting to 2nd

 Sat, Aug 30   Southern Miss   W
 Sat, Sep 06   UAB                   W
 Sat, Sep 13   South Alabama   W
 Sat, Sep 20   LSU                   W
 Sat, Oct 04   Texas A&M *       W
 Sat, Oct 11   Auburn *           L
 Sat, Oct 25   Kentucky *           W
 Sat, Nov 01   Arkansas *          W
 Sat, Nov 08   Tennessee-Martin  W
 Sat, Nov 15   Alabama *             L
 Sat, Nov 22   Vanderbilt *   W
 Sat, Nov 29   Ole Miss *           W

Finish 10-2

Butch Davis thinks Dak Prescott is a better running back than Nick Marshall.

[GH2001]

Butch Davis thinks Dak Prescott is a better running back than Nick Marshall.

He pretty thinks that anything that any other team has is better than anything Auburn has. Dude has a haterade hard on for us for some reason.